''Girl to Doctor:

''Girl to Doctor:

Last time Aap ne Mera Abortion Kiya,
To Aap BLADE Ander Bhool Gaye Thy.

Mere 10 Dost na Mard ho Gaye,

8 k Khoon Nikal Aaya

Aur

19 ki Ungliyan Cut Gaien. :-D''

May, 24 2010 192 chars (2 sms) 2332 views Funny

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why is fire engine red in colour????

why is fire engine red in colour????

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steps r foot long n measured by ruler,
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Birthday
Hai.
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Chahein
To
Gift
Samajh
kar
is
mai
100 Rs
Ka
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Sakte
Hain
ALLAH
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or
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wo thanda pani usay garam kar dega

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wo

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''Pahle to tune mujh

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Fight between teeth & tongue;

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teeth: manay zra sa dabana hai or tumhari cheekh nikal aani hai

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A Smile costs less than Electricity.

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if any dog attacks you

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Bhaag Jana Hai. :-)

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Hosh kar ay mere yaar ankhen khol k pehchan,

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