''Tera Hone Laga Hon Remix:

''Tera Hone Laga Hon Remix:
''Tera Hone Laga Hon Remix:

Failing in the Tests is Like a New Trend in the Coaching.
SIR feel Me. Sir Feel Me.

Thinking About the Fun We Making and the Sheet We Sharing.
SIR Heal Me. SIR Heal Me.

Ayi Jo Meri Supplee Supplee. Mera to Bura Haal Hua.
Ammi Se Pare Joote Joote.

Abbu Ka Bhi Jalal Hua,
FAAAAil. Hota Raha Hon. Jab Bhi Parha Hun. Fail He Hua Hon.
  

May, 24 2010     374 chars (3 sms)     2850 views       Funny

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On A Guys Tee....

All Women

Are

Idiots

And

I Married

Their Queen..! :)
Dil ke operation ko BYPASS kyon kehte hain?



Kyon ki agar operation theek ho gaya toh..
PASS varna Hamesha ke liye BYE. . . ;->
Sachi muhabbat kya hay?

Jb teri mehboba ki naak beh rahi ho
or tu usy chaat ly

or tujhy uska zaiqa rafhan custerd
jesa lgy to samjh lena

mery dost that u r in LOVE...
Aadhi Raat Ko Kisi Ne Baja Di Faraz K Ghar Ki Bell
Wah Wah
Wah Wah
Wah Wah
Wah Wah
Wah Wah

Faraz Neche Aaya To Watchman Ne Kaha

All Is Well

All Is Well….
''Mu se log milty hain
merey ikhlaq ki waja se

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Hor meri koi "PHAKKI"
nai mashoor.''
A parrot goes to a shopkeeper and asks ... ''Aam hai kya?''
The shopkeeper says ... ''Nahi. Hum Aam nahi bechte.''

Next day at the same time, the parrot goes again and asks him...

''Aam Hai kya ?''

He gets a little irritated and says...

''Aare Bola na, Hum ''Aam nahi bechte''

On the third day, the parrot goes again and asks him ''Aam hai kya?''

He gets wild and yells ...''Bola na naahi. Abhi vapas aaya to hathoda

marunga sar ke upar''

The next day, the parrot comes again and asks him ..''hathoda hai kya?''

The shopkeeper says ... ''Nahi''

The parrot then asks ... ''Aam hai kya?''
a stupid guy: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It''s 3:15."
a stupid guy: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it''s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
Breaking news..

abhi abhi mili tazza khabar ke anusaar pata chala hai ki......



Australia ki oneday team me Steave buckner ko jagah mil gaye hai..


lekin abhi tak ye pata nahi chala hai ki wo team me karenge kya....!
Happy Summer season

With great Offers

Mota Mota Machar

Lots of Makhiaan

And

Long Time Load Shading

Enjoy it and Keep smiling
A simple bye make us cry,

A simple joke make us laugh,,

Simple care make us fall in love.

I hope my simple SMS make u think of me...!!!
Latest poem in SCHOOL.
Twinkle twinkle little STAR.I just went to ROYAL BAR.Quarter rates are up so HIGH.
So drink a beer with chicken FRY
Meri Shairi Me Itni Gehrai Hai,

Meri Shairi Me Itni Gehrai Hai,

Tum Sab ka Chance Phinish,

Kyun K,
Katreena Tumhari Parjhai Hai,