Tera hona zarori tha na

Tera hona zarori tha na
hona b zarori tha na

Kisi b yad ka hasti me
hona b zarori tha

Kaha tak suchte rehte ise sham e gariba me Thakan inti
safar ki thi k sona b zarori tha ;.->?

May, 19 2010 194 chars (2 sms) 1906 views Funny

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At the bus stop a man enterd the bus and shouted out loudly

At the bus stop a man enterd the bus and shouted out loudly

"Dont try to move from your seats,

Tariq kulfi wala aap chal k twadey kol aaye ga ;->

mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy

1 aurat 2sri se,
Mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy,
wo ksi larki se milta hy

2sri aurt,
Phr tm kya karogi?

1st
Me aj hi apny boyfrnd ko shohar k pechy lgati hun ;->

Some Interesting Oneliners:

Some Interesting Oneliners:

*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one
;)

*If u cant convince them,confuse them
:)

*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder
;)

*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it
:)

*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills?
:)

*Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin
;)

*The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin train
:)

High Level Insult....

High Level Insult....

Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.

Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.

Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.

Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?

Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business!!;-)

aasma pe jitne sitare hein,

aasma pe jitne sitare hein,

ankho mein jitne ishare hein,

samunder ke jitne kinare hein,

Utne hi screw dheele tumhare hein!

bus he,

''Samandar bhar syllabus he,

Nadi bhar parh pate he,

Balti bhar yaad hota hai,

Mug bhar likh pate he,

Chullu bhar number ate he,

Aao doob k mar jate he.! :$''

Garibon k lye"paktl"

Garibon k lye"paktl"

Knjuson k lye "Telenor"

Buzrgon or bachon k
lye "Jazz"

Lafngon k lye "ufone"

Lovely,Smart&Royal
people use krte hn
"WARID"

Shahid aur Kareena

Shahid aur Kareena ke breakoff ka asli reason.. Pehli baar exclusively sirf sMsxOne.Com ke logo ke liye..

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Its Amrita Rao.. because Kareena pe FIDA hone se pehle Shahid ne Amrita ke saath ISHQ VISHQ kiyaa aur phir VIVAH kiyaa..:))

mobile bana hai har larki ki shan

Mobile bana hai har larki ki shan

Call kr k larkon ko karti hain ye pareshan

MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehti hain meri jaan

Teri awaz sunne ko tarastey hain mere kaan

12 boyfrnd bana kr akarti hain pehalwan

Apni frndz ko hr raaz bata kr karti hain heran

Kehti hain larkon ko ullu banana hy buhat asan,

Hosh kar ay mere yaar ankhen khol k pehchan,

Mat aa in k chakkar me ye sab hain shetan,

Ab kisi ki call aaye To usko bolna G bhabi jaan.

Think, if all studnts start

Think, if all studnts start studyin & get gUd marks

But jobs r limited

then
more unemployment

more suicide
more crime

SO,

SAVE PAKISTAN

STOP STUDYING..!

When I waz a kid my

When I waz a kid my
mom told that angels
live in heaven ...

Now I know that it is
not true

B''coz if angels live in
heaven

Why am I here ... ;)

''Jo asani se mila wo hai (Gham)

''Jo asani se mila wo hai (Gham)

Jo mushkil se mila wo hai (Acha dost)

Jo kisi kisi ko mila wo hai (Pyar)

Jo naseeb walon ko mila wo hai apn ka sms.''

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Tera hona zarori tha na

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