Boy U r d Sunshine
Of My Life !
Without U Life’s Like A
Dreamy Cloud !
U r In My Heart Like A
Lovely Drizzle In d Sun !
Girl: Now Go Further
I’ve 2 Listen More
Weather Report :p
A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop….
Dewangi Se Kum Na Thi Kuch Apni Justuju
Hum Bewafa Jahan Ma Wafa Dhondte Rahe
Mehromiyo K Dor Ma Kin Hasrato K Sath
Hm cholon ki BIRYANI me BOTI Dhondte Rhe ;->