''Hamari Mohabbat ka Imtehan mat lo Farzana...

''Hamari Mohabbat ka Imtehan mat lo Farzana...
''Hamari Mohabbat ka Imtehan mat lo Farzana...





Hamaray pehle hii Imtehan horahe hain Saalana. ;-)''
  

May, 24 2010     110 chars (1 sms)     2450 views       Funny

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Golden Words:

Tumhari Kamyabi Main Sab Se
Barri Rukawaat

Tumhari Biwi Hai ...!!


< Asif Ali Zardari >

|| Height Of
Self-Confidence ||



Teacher To
Student:
"You Are Late ...?"

Student:
"Late .. !!!
Who Me ... ?
No Way Sir ! I''m Alive..."


A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question with the class:

When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?

One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.
Phir usi chand se rishta bana bethe,

phir usi saadgi se dhoka kha bethe,

Patharo se the taalluqat
humare,

Phir bhi sheshe k ghar bana
bethe.->?
Tiger Kills Goat
Hippopotamus Saw It. . .
Tiger Asks Hippo Not To Tell This In Court.
Hippo Refuses. . .!
Tiger Asks: Why ?


Hippo Said:
Coz








''''HIPS DON''T LIE'''' ;->
''WARNING ! ! !



This is a VIRUS . . .



When you turn your phone off it WON''T WORK AGAIN''
... Money Talks ...



I Don''t Deny ...



I Heard It ...



When I Took It Out From Pocket ...


It Said Good-Bye ... ;->
Gud girls r found in every corner of d earth..
.
.
.
But Unfortunately earth is Round!!
Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi Kyon Nahi Ho Rahi Hai?


Jotashi : Beta, Allah Ne Tere Naseeb Me Dukh Nahi Likhe

To Isme Main Kya Kar Sakta Hoon!
Q: Ghairat kia hai..?









A: Ghairat wo cheez hai
jo agar ap ko aa jaye to
mera inbox kabhi
bhi khali na rahey... =P ;->

Soft Speech
Pure Heart
Peaceful Eyes
Strong Hands
Focused Mind &Determined Decision
Always Make U


"BoRinG"...!!!


So,chiLL maro Or JungLi bn k rahO! ;-)
A HINDI Teacher Once Said In Her Class:


"Open The Doors Of

The Window And

Let The Atmosphere Come In"