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What happens when a lion Roars?
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What happens when a lion Roars?
What happens when a lion Roars?
What happens when a lion Roars?
Think....
Think harder....
Its easy!!
Ans. Tom and Jerry starts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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May, 19 2010
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''SARDAR: KAL HUM
''SARDAR: KAL HUM NAY EASYLOAD WALAY KO BEWAKOOF BNAYA
BOY: WO KASAY?
SARDAR: HUM NAY US KO 100 RS KA NOTE DYA OR NUMBER GLAT LIKHWA DYA!!!!''
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Loose Motion
Ruk Ruk Arey Baba Ruk
Qubz Main
1 Baar Aaja Aaja Aaja Aaja
Gas Trouble
Hawa Hawa Ae Haa Khushboo Luta De . . . ;-
A mother bought
A mother bought her son a $39 Halloween costume to scare his friends "Should I take the price tag off?", the boy asked. "Leave it on," his mother replied. "We''ll scare your father too
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.
Law of Love is drived from newton''s law
Law of Love is drived from newton''s law
Evrey bad boy Cntinues to do taram taari unless
a thapar or sandel with a force is impresed upon him by a lovly lady
once chhakka
Once "Chhakka"
Goes To A
"Raymonds Showroom"
Guess Y?
2 Become A COMPLETE MAN
''Yeh sulagata jism
''Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.''
A strange reality:
A strange reality:
''The ValuE Of liFe iNcReasEs oNlY aFter It iS lOst!''
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Wnt proof?
Alive chicken
Rs 160/-
Chicken TandOori
Rs480/- :-P
Lady : So, you want
Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don''t see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!
Wat''s the similarity between
Wat''s the similarity between
U & a bottle of pepsi....
Sweet,
cool,
good,
easily available
And
Biggest similarity...
Dhakkan. . .
A boy goes to see
A boy goes to see a cabaret dance.
His mom goes angry and asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: yes, I saw dad!
QK Meri Ball Mai Hai Pace
Kamran Akmal Ne Bola Cricket Team Se:-
Meri Ball Nahi Kar Sakta Koi FACE
QK Meri Ball Mai Hai Pace
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