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Haath to chhor Kaminay Meri Naak beh rahi hai..''
  

May, 24 2010     103 chars (1 sms)     1995 views       Funny

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Do u want 2 see this world after ur death?

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Plz Donate ur eyes
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1 Keeda Zarur Hota Hy ;->
Prince charles & sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "pass the wine you divine"
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard
AaM khAnE sE sEhAt Achi HotI HaI FArAz . . .




Ye kEh k woH MerI RerHi sE 2 kiLo AaM Le
gAyA . . . . .;->
Kii Kariyean Lokan da, Her gal nu log jhamela kehnde nay

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Abay Aaj Ki Date Hai.
AKHROT! :-)
''Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...






Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..''



Pathan Namaz Parh
Rha The
Dost Us k Barey Me
Kisi Ko Bata Rha Tha k
Ye Barey Namazi, Rarhaizgar
Aur Muttaqi Hyn

Pathan Namaz Tor Kr
Bola Me HAJI n Hoon ... ;->

Aam ZindAgi-
YaAr PlZ Kuch SmS to Bhej DiyA KAro.

MentOs ZindAgi-
Oye Bhutnike,BhikAri,KAmine,HArAmkhor BalaNce GaYA Tel Lene,Sms bhej.
When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

Pride, Attitude And
Confidence Are Like
Underwear, You Should
Always Have It, But
Need Not To Show It,
Unless Offcourse You
Are A "Superman" ;)