Teacher: What''s your cast? Student: Pehlay hum Lahori tha

Teacher: What''s your cast? Student: Pehlay hum Lahori tha
Teacher: What''s your cast?


Student: Pehlay hum Lahori thay

phir Bhatti huay,

phir Rajput hogaye,

ab hain darzi,

aagey mummy ki marzi. .
  

May, 25 2010     153 chars (1 sms)     2164 views       Funny

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UNITED NATIONS Conducted a Survey...

The Question Was :
"Would You Please Give Your Honest Opinion about Food Shortage in Rest of the World?"

The survey was badly FAILED !!!
Because,

In AFRICA,
people didn''t know what FOOD is !

CHINESE didn''t know what OPINION is !

EUROPEANS didn''t know what SHORTAGE is !

PAKISTANIS didn''t know what HONEST is !

SAUDIS didn''t know what PLEASE is !

&

AMERICANS didn''t know what REST OF THE WORLD is!
I know its your birthday 2day.. i am sure you’ll give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in personal there, coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS”
What''s The Difference Between P|easur & Torture.................?
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P|easure Is Thinking Of U
&
Torture Is Thinking Of U Too MucH.......... :p
Life Of A University Student

Wallet Hy
Paise Nahi
Lecture Hy
Attendance Nahi
Mobile Hy
Balance Nahi
Frnds Hyn
Grl Frnd Nahi
Exams Hyn
Tnsion Nhi
Parhna Hy
Mood Nhi ;->
Jadeed Taleemi Muhawre .. !!!

1 - Science Se Gira Arts Me Atka

2 - Fail Hote Ko Practicals Ka Sahara

3 - Degree Le K Choolhey Main Daal

4 - 3rd Division Pass Ghar Ka Na Ghat Ka

5 - Dost Wo Jo Imtihan Main Chapai Karaye

6 - Qadar Kho Deta Hy Roz Ka College Aana Jana

7 - Likhna Na Jane Qalam Mera ... ;-
Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: "Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare".

Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.
Kid: Mein yeh dekhna chahta Hun ke mera paalan poshan theek Tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

Jo Eid wale din roza rakhe wo Shaitan hy.


Aur


Jo Rozay wale din Eid manaye?





Aray Sahi Pehchana




Wo Pathan hy ... =P ;)
1 ADMI KI 6 UNGLIYA THI,SAB LOG USE BHOOLA FANKAR KEHTE THE,BATAO KYO?

SOCHO



SOCHO


KYOKI

BHOOLA FANKAR USKA NAAM THA
A Girl Speaks To A Boy


GIRL : O BHAIJAAN

Please.....

BOY: Kutti Kamini Confuse Kyon Karti Hai..

Ya To BHAI Bol Ya JAAN Bol..
''just i was kidjust i was kidding.ding.just i wkiddingas .just i was kidjust i was kidding.ding.just i wkiddingas .just i was kidjust i was kidding.ding.just i wkiddingas .just i was kidjust i was kidding.ding.just i wkiddingas .just i was kidjust i was kidding.ding.just i wkiddingas .just i was kidjust i was kidding.ding.just i wkiddingas .just i was kidjust i was kidding.ding.just i wkiddingas .vvvjust i was kidjust i was kidding.ding.just i wkiddingas .just i was kidjust i was kidding.ding.just i wkiddingas .just i was kidjust i was kidding.ding.just i wkiddingas .just i was kidjust i was kidding.ding.just i wkiddingas .just i was kidjust i was kidding.ding.just i wkiddingas .vvvjust i was kidjust i was kidding.ding.just i wkiddingas .''
Why Do Girls Look Beautiful ? ? ?


Is It Real Or Due To make Up ? ? ?













All False








Girls Look Beautifull Because










Boyz Have Good IMAGINATION . . . .
1Admi Santa ki beta se Puchhta he
Beta Papa Ghar me he?

Santa ka Beta Sprite Pete hue
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