''Why''d the

''Why''d the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.''

May, 24 2010 95 chars (1 sms) 2125 views Funny

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Cham Cham Kerdi Raat

Tim Tim Kerde Taare

Na Koi Msg

Na Koi Bell

Ki Gal Ae Pyare

Kyun ?

Paise Mukh Gaye Ne Saarey . . .? ;->

Pati : Wht''s Hypnotism ?

Pati : Wht''s Hypnotism ?

Patni : Kisi Ko,
Apne Vash Me Kar Ke,
Uss Se Mann Chaha Kam Krwana..

Pati : Arey Nahi,
Use Toh Shadi Kehte Hein

Gadhda be jo na Khaye vo Ghaas ho tum

Gadhda be jo na Khaye vo Ghaas ho tum

Stupid Idiot Baakwaas ho tum

52 jokoron wali taash ho tum

per phir bhi jo b ho yaar

dost bohat jhakaas ho tum

baraey meherbani es msg

CHAIN MSG

Baraey Meherbani Es Msg
Ko Itna Fwd Karain K
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Mere Bhai Tak Pohanch Jaey
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"Oye Ammi Keh Rahi Hain Salan
K Sath 2 Naan Bhi Lay Aana" ;)

BIWI k kharche se tang

BIWI k kharche se tang aakar PATI bola.."1 kg. LipStick ek m0nth me kha jati ho.."

BIWI boli.."jhoot q boltay ho,500 garms to tum hi chaat jaty ho. Haha

Oopar aasman hai

Oopar aasman hai

Niche sagar hai,

Aur ek bander isse

Shayri samaj kar parh raha hai

How 2 become a GENIUS

How 2 become a GENIUS ?
*some text missing*

find the missing text &
surely you''ll become a GENIUS:-D

Husband1: Why Do U Take Ur

Husband1: Why Do U Take Ur
Wife Only In Night Clubs?

Husband2: Buddy,

By The Time She Gets Ready Thr''s No Other Place Open!

aankhon me jab kabhi

Aankhon me Jab Kabhi Tasveer Aap ki aati hay...

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Hum..

Lahol Wala..

Parh lete hain..

Tabiyat Sanmbhal..

Jati hay...

Love Easy to say

Love Easy to say

Difficult to stay..

Beautiful to feel

Difficult to deal…

Difficulty is a part of Life…

But That’s the reason…

Why Girlfriend is never a wife ;->

What does a hen think when a cock runs after her?

What does a hen think when a cock runs after her?

She thinks: I hope I''m running not too fast. . . ;->

HaPPy NeW YeAr

HaPPy NeW YeAr
HaPPy EiD,
HaPPy BasAnt,
X-mAs,
InDepEndNCe DaY 2008
HaPPy VaLeNtiNe''s,
FrNdShip,
MoThEr''s,
FathEr''s,
DadA,
DaDi,
NanA''s,
NaNi,
MamA,
MaMi,
ChiLdRen''s DaY
tAy
HaPPy B''dAy,
BeSt LuCk 4 ExAMs.
365 GuD MorNiNg
An
NoOn
A tAy NightAn.
KuCh rEh tE nhi gyA.
ChALo sArE saAL dA sAyApA mUkA

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''Why''d the

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