''MALOOM HAI AAP BOHUT BUSY HO.

''MALOOM HAI AAP BOHUT BUSY HO.
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ISS LIYE KUCH NAHI LIKHA WARNA AAP KO PARHNA PARTA!..''

May, 24 2010 177 chars (2 sms) 5087 views Funny

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Jo mujhe bhool jai
Uska mobile toot jai
Charger jal jai
Uski sim block ho jai
Miscall kare to receive ho jai
Card load kare to balance hi na Aaye. Ååmèn

3 sardar after exam

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

Bow

Bow

Boow

Gurr

Bow Bow

Bowwwooo

Bow Bow Bowoo

Bow Bowoooo

O.K Ur Training Is Completed,
Now Go And Stand In Front Of D Gate

Mom kya aapne

Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha ??
Mom: Nahi to !
Kid: To phir paida hone ke baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise ???

A Lover gives Love...

A Lover gives Love...

A Father gives Protection.. .

A Mother gives Life...

but A Real Friend gives

'' nice girls Cell No.''

That is frndship...

Now its a gud chance 2

prove your frnship.. ;)

WO BI KIA DIN HOA KARTAY THAY

WO BI KIA DIN HOA KARTAY THAY

JB

LOG HUMAY

KISSSSSSSSSSS

KIA KAR TAY THAY MAGAR KISMAT KHARAB THI US WAQT HUM SIRF DO SAAL KY HOA KARTY THAY

if you keep your

If You Keep Your
Feet Firmly On The
Ground ...

You''ll Have Trouble
Putting On Your
Pants ... ;->

''Agar Koyi Achha Sa Msg

''Agar Koyi Achha Sa Msg. Hai To Use Jaldi Se
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Paper Par Likh Kar Almari Me Band Kar Do
Kahin Galti Se SEND Na Ho Jaaye..!!!''

Shrminda Tb Nhi Hoty

Shrminda Tb Nhi Hoty
Jb Zuban Se Buri Bat Nkal Jaye
Or Shrmnda Hm Tb B Nhi Hote
Jb Dil Se Kisiki Yad Nkal Jaye
Arey
Shrmndagi To Us Wqt Hoti Hy
Jb Shadi Me Khamoshi Ho
Or
ZOR SE PAAD Nkal Jaye :P ;->

Very Strange . . .

Very Strange . . .

Sindh , Punjab Aur Balochistan
Ka
Cheif Minister

Hota Hy

Jab K N.W.F.P
Ka

"Hoti" Hy . . . [,"]

did u know what is mean by MAN

did u know what is mean by MAN
M=marvelous
A=and
N=nice
and the word WOMAN mean is
W=wanted
O=other
MAN=man

agar tumhein

agar tumhein kabhi meri zaroorat mehsoos ho, yun lagey k mein tumharey kuch kaam aa sakta hoon, to phir plz kabhi hichkichana mat, mujhsey kehna mein ussee waqt,

Na kardoon gha, kyun k aur b kaam karney ko.

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''MALOOM HAI AAP BOHUT BUSY HO.

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