r u sick suffering from fever

r u sick suffering from fever


Pathan ki flight me tabiyat kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pocha

R U Sick suffering from fever
pathan

No I''m Muslman Suffering from peshawar:
  

May, 05 2010     155 chars (1 sms)     13849 views       Funny

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Kis kadar Khub hai dilagi aapki,
aaj bhi dil basi hay Mohabat aap ki,
jab bi fursat ke lamhe Mile hame dil ne mahsoos ki hay kami aap ki
man:I''d like to buy som dog food

Salesman: do u''ve dog?

Man:Yes

sale:Wr?

Man:home

Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy

next day

man:do u''ve cat food?

Sale:whr''s cat?

Man:home

Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat

3day man walks in wid bag

Sale:Wts in bag?

Man: put ur hand in

Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?

Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->
Do u want 2 see this world after ur death?

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Plz Donate ur eyes
Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI
Larki Pehli Baar Larke k Saath Uski Car Main Drive Par Nikli


Wo Ek Sunsaan Road Se Guzarne Lage Tou
LAki Ne Poocha :
‘’Kia Tum Sirf Ek Haath Se Drive Ker sakte Ho ?’’


Larka Khushi Se Bola : Haan Haan Kion Nahi . . .

Larki : Theek Hai , Ye Lo Tissue Paper Aur Apni Naak Saaf Kerlo
I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!


Man To A Lady In A Crowded Bazar:

"L''ve Lost My Wife.Will U Plz Talk
To Me For A Few Minutes"

Lady:Y?

Man:"Whenever L Talk To Ladies
She Appears From Somewhere"


A Poster on TV at Peace Rally in Mumbai..

"Politicians Divide us,
Terrorists Unite us..!!"

Now How True is it!
Shaadi Me Dulha K Saath Barati Kyun Jate Hain ?
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Kyun K Log Kehte Hain K Kisi K Sukh
Main Jao Na Jao

Par

Dukh Main Zarur Jana Chahiye ... ;-)
Wat Does A Witch Ask 4 When sHe Arrives At A HoteL?
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Broom Service
Larka Larki Molvi k pas ge or bole:
"Jaldi se hamara nikah parho"

Molvi ne nikah parha dia,

Larka bola: "Ap ki fees?

Molvi bola: Apni bivi ki khubsurti k mutabiq pese do"

Larke ne 100 rupe diye

Achanak hawa chali or Larki k moonh se niqab uth gya

Molvi ne dekha to bola:

Baqaya to leta ja bhai. :-)
Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.