''''Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se tum shikari nahin ban jao gey

''''Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se
tum shikari nahin ban jao gey
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Theek usi tarah 2-3 SMS karney se
tum bhikari nahin ban jaoge !!!''

May, 24 2010 164 chars (2 sms) 1949 views Funny

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pehle insaan ki nationality

Teacher: Dunya K Pehle Insaan Ki Nationality Kya Thi?

Boy: Pakistani.

Teacher: Woh Kese?

Boy: Uske Paas
Na Ghar Tha
Na Aata
Na Bijli
Na Cheeni

Phir Bhi Woh Zinda Tha. :-)

aagar apni cuzon phasaani ho tu....

aagar apni cuzon phasaani ho tu....

jab wo kitchen ma jaye tu peechay se ja k usko jhapee daaal lo

agar hans paray tu samjho phas gaye
or
agar gussa karay tu shor macha do
"baji dar gaye"
"baji dar gaye"

step by step the jou

Step by step the journey goes on,
Little by little it may seem so long.
Forget about your past, you can"t change it,
Forget about your future, you cant predict it.
Just think about present, you can handle it.
Enjoy presents every moment & be happy....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U....!

1 Bacha ZONG K Office

1 Bacha ZONG K Office Ja Kar Larki Ko I LOVE U Kehta Ha

LARKI: Tumhari Himat Kesay Hui..?

BACHA: Aap Hi To Kehty Ho

" ZONG LO OR SUB KAH DO "

Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!

Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!

Jb WHISKY pite ho to DARLING khte ho,

aaj kya pia hai jo CHURAIL keh rahe ho?
Sardar:Aaj mei hosh mei hon!

It takes 15 trees to

It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.

join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

Ek larka ek larki

Ek larka ek larki se Tum mujh se shadi krogi
girl: Nhi
boy:Lekin Q
girl:Mere ghar wale nahi mane gy
boy:Ghar me kon kon ha
girl:1 husband,4 bache:-)

zardari to shopekepe

Zardari to Shopekeper:
Aaj k bad mera kutta bhi dukan pe aye to tumhain uski izzat karni hogi..

Shopekepper:
Bohat behtar janab appka kutta aye ga to main samjhun ga k aap aye hain:-)

happy birthday to

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
To You

Shocked ?

Actully Aaj Ke Din

James Hawk

Ne DHAKKAN Banaya Tha..

To Maine Socha Har DHAKKAN Ko Wish Kar Doon... =P ;->

KaASsh...

KaASsh...

aaj thori barish ajaye...

Kam say kam 1katori
pani bhar jaye...

Jo mujhay SMS na
karry...

Who is mai Sharam say
dod k mar jaye...->

perfect example for newtons 3rd law

Teacher:Tell me The perfect example for Newton''s 3rd law?

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Student:Every Time I open my Book,
My Eyes Close automatically..!

aman ki aasha jagao

Dosto JUNG m kuch nhi rkha AMAN hi sb kuch hy ye baat maan kr INDIA ne PAKISTAN ko apni BACHIYAN deni shro krdi hain
jesy k
MALIK k liye SANIA MIRZA

WASIM AKRAM k liye
SUSHMITA

Mere liye KAITREENA KAIF

Aap k liye AASHA BHOSLY

Aman ki aasha jagao
india se bachiyan book karwao.

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''''Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se tum shikari nahin ban jao gey

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