''Ho mera kam in fakiron ko sms karna,

''Ho mera kam in fakiron ko sms karna,

In kanjoso garibon ka inbox bharna,

Mera ALLAH inhe bhi abshram ajay,

Ye sms parhte hi inka bhi sms ajae……

May, 24 2010 155 chars (1 sms) 2818 views Funny

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agar pakistan mobile ejaad kartay to

Agar Pakistan Mobile Ejaad Kartay to Us Main Ye Templates Hotay:

1.Kaminay Jaldi Call Kr.

2.Ghar Kb Ayega Tu?

3.Gutka Leta Hua Aiyo

4.Date Pr Hn

5.Wahin Dekh. ;-)

rona is baat ka hai

Rona Is Baat Ka Hai k
Rona Nahi Aata

Wo Paaye ga Kia Jisey
Khona Nahi Aata

Wo Ganda Tha Ganda
Hai Aur Ganda Rahe Ga

Jisey POTTY krne K
Baad Dhona Nahi Aata ... ;->

Sardar Learning English, Introduces His family at a Party

Sardar Learning English, Introduces His family at a Party

Hi i''m Sardar,

This is my sardarni

He is My Kid

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This Is My Kidney

''Free ho?

''Free ho?
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ha tum sai hi kaha hai
Free ho?
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Main ny pocha hai Free ho?
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Yar tumhe sunai nhi dyta kb sai poch rehi hun free ho kya?
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Bhar mai jao na bataooo
:)''

Bengali patient:

Bengali patient: Doc sahab, potla-potla totti aata hai, khane ko man nahin karta hai.
Doc: Yeh lo dawai, mota-mota totti aayega, jaise marzi kaat ke khana

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Zindagi Me Kamiyaab Honay K Do Asool :

Zindagi Me Kamiyaab Honay K Do Asool :

1. Kabhi Kisi Ko Puri Baat Na Batao...

2. ....

(Dosra Mujey B Nahi Pata.

Mujey B Itna Hi Aya Tha.

Utna Forward Kr Dia)

WHat Will A Guy Sing

WHat Will A Guy Sing After He Gets Propsal From A Rich Girl . . . .

Agar Tum Mil Jao ''''Kamana Chorh Denge Hum'''' ;->

Fakir bache se:

Fakir bache se: 1 rupe ka sawal hai baba!

Bacha: baba, jaldi se sawal poocho,

muje ek rupe ki sakht zarort hai..!

|| Height Of Coincidence ||

|| Height Of Coincidence ||

Ek Larka Apni Girl Friend Ki Bhen Ke Sath Date Par Gaya ... Jiss Restaurant Mai Woh Gaya Samnay Auska Bhai Auski Girl Friend Ke Sath Betha Tha

india men umer shrif

India men Umer Shrif ko kisi ny Ungli kr di

umer sharif Murr k bola

Beta Utna hi nikalna Jitna kha sako...=P;->

u r a donkey,

u r a donkey,
d 4 decent,
o 4 outclass,
n 4 nice,
k 4 kind,
e 4 excelent,
y 4 young,

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