Girl : Have You Seen

Girl : Have You Seen
Girl : Have You Seen
My Identical Twin Sister
Any Where ... ????

Santa : Not At All
How Does She Look Like ... !!! ;->
  

May, 25 2010     128 chars (1 sms)     1853 views       Funny

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Looked




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U


Up






Down

Left



Right



Here




There



Everywhere



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MORTEIN.... ;->
i was worried in dream
2nite
i saw
all the devils of the world have died,
can u give me only 1sms2 make me sure that
u r still alive .
A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.

The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.


The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled,
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"It really works!"
Farash Pe Sone Ka 1 Faida Hay!




















Banda Zameen Par Nhi Girta.

Teacher: Is Dor Men Sab Se Bara Bewakuf Insan Kon Hota Hai?

Student: Wakeel..

Teacher: Wo Kese ?

Student: Q K Itni Garmi Men Wo Hi Coat Pehanta Hai ;-)
Ab PARHAI soch samaj k chorna Pappu,

kyou k....?

GADHA 60,000 ka or
reri 40,000 ki hy.:-D
Lati Hy
"Mohabbat"
Judaai Main Rung



















16 Da
"Haleeb"
Tey 12 Da
"Tarang" ... ;->
''Neem k 4 patte lo
2 ko 1glass pani me boil karo aur
2 ki chatni banao
Phr
chatni ko us pani k sath kha lo
Inshahallah



Kanjoosi
K sare germs mar jayenge.''
Ek Doctor Shikaar Se Wapis Aya,
Frnd Ne Pocha Kyun Bhai Koi Shikaar Kia?
Doctor: Nahi Yaar,
Is Se To Acha Clinic Per Beth Jata..
If U Need Original Tigers

Nail For Ur Chain Locket

Contact Me Immediately








Bcos M Cuttin

My Nails 2moro.

Booking Close Today
In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
Hum gaey un k ghar kaha dil se dil mila lo,

Darvaza khola unki ami
nay,

Hum nay kaha aunti
bachon ko polio k kartray
pilva lo.>