My nights are going sleepless,

My nights are going sleepless,
My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?”
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near”
  

May, 25 2010     133 chars (1 sms)     2175 views       Funny

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Guiness Book Of World Record

Aik Pakistani Ne Kal 24 Ghanton
Tak Pani Me Saans Band Kr K Naya
Record Qaim Kiya

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" Janaza Aaj 4 Bajay Hai "
Munna bhai : Yaar circuit apun ko ek nurse se pyar ho gaya hai..
Usko letter mein kya likhun??
Circuit : Bindaas likhne ka.. Sister I love you. Tumhara Munna bhai
What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?








A power failure!!
Benzeer apne kataab ma likhti hai
A for apple.
B for banana.


Bilawal k abu zara jaldi "oper" ana:-)
3 chezao k damn khabi na chorrain.
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shrafat:-
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sadaqat:-
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or
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in ki larkian.


A Teacher lecturing on population –
In India after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up-
we must find & stop her!.
''Once Ghalib Saw A Big Breast Girl..

He Said!

Ankhon Me Wahi Jaam Liye
Honton Pe Wahi Muskaan Liye..
Kahan Ja Rahi Ho Jane’Man
Seenay Pe Dairy Farm Liye.''
Friends r like films, some r musical some r romantic,
some r adventurous,
some r tragedy,
some comedy but very few r OSCAR WINNERS LIKE U . . . ;->
Doctor:
Aap k Shohar ko mukamal aram ki zaroorat hai..!

Ye neend ki goliyan Le Jayen

Biwi:
Ye mein inhen
kis waqt doon?

Doctor:
Jab mein aaon... =P ;->
Teacher To Pathan: Where Were You Born?


Pathan Proudly Says: In Khyber PakhtonKhua

Teacher: Spell It.

Pathan: I Think I was Born in N.W.F.P. :-)
800 Kamro ka mahal ho

aur motiyon se saja darbar.

Income ho arbo me aur

200 mercedes car.

Sab sapne me hi mil sakta hai,

Isliye jagna hai bekar,

Soja mere yaar.
5 Signs U Need To Be A Taliban:
1. U Have More Wives Than Teeth
A2. U Own A $5000 Rocket Launcher But Can''t Afford Shoes.
3. U Refine Heroin But Haue A Moral Objection To Beer.
4. U Think Vests Come In 2 Sttyles : Bullet Proof And Suicide.
And Most Significantly !
5. U Wipe Your Arse With A Stonee....