Man 2 pathan:

Man 2 pathan:
Man 2 pathan: Khan ji kal mainy apko phone kia par aap ny uthaya nahi?

Pathan:
Kyun uthata..,
Ye jo meiny 30 Rupye dekar GAANAA Lgwaya hai wo tera BAAP sunega.
  

May, 25 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     2241 views       Funny

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