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May, 25 2010     153 chars (1 sms)     1990 views       Funny

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Asif Zardari, America K Sadar Obama

K Rishtedar Hain

Qarebi Zraye Sy Pata Chala He K

Asif Zardari, America K Sadar Obama

Ki Phupho K

Kuttay Ka Puttar Hay... ;->
The Cube of 2 is 8

the cube is 4 is 64

what is cube of 13?


Nahi Malom?

Main Batao ???

Its SUROOR

How it comes?

very simple

Tera + Tera = Surrur
Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”


A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?

Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?
Life is full of rewards

If you eat properly

exercise and take good care of yourself for 60 years

what is your reward

A senior citizen card



20% discount.
Things Wil Change

Class Room To Office


Books TO Files


Jeans To Formal


Pepsi To Juices


Girlfriend To Wife


What Will Never Change Is

DOSTI ? ;->
The Most Wacky Definition of High Heels:

A Device Invented for Short Height Women,

Who Were Fed Up By
Constantly Being Kissed
On the Forehead. :-)
girl are best engine in
world. Fits all Sizes of
piston. Self lubricating.
Start with finger touch.
Automatic monthly oil
change Best average in
3-4 drops...!!!!!!

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<[;-{) Pathan

#:@ Sardar

[]:-( Fraz

{:-< Zardari

;^O Shaikh

B~) Meera

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d;^> Pappu

Tu kia samjha k main TERA nam laine lagga hon,
nahe JAn|x abhi tou itna mashoor nai hua... =P ;->
1 Gadha Ro Ro Kr Girgira K Iltija Kr Rha Tha
Ya KHUDA Mjhy Perhny Ki Tofeq De
Wo Lmhy Qboliat K Thay Uski Dua Kbol Hui
Ab
Mashaallah
Wo Ye Msg Parh Chuka Hy :P
Girl asks her lover, will you love me like this after marriage also? Boy: Yes, only if your husband does not have any problem.

D0sto0

Ghajini Daikhnay k Baad Andaza Hua k Aap ka Do0st Bhi Amir Khan Say kam Nahi Hay.


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