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ye Ghada apka ha?
Agr nahe to isko aagay bhejte raho jiska hoga wo rakh lega

May, 25 2010 150 chars (1 sms) 2358 views Funny

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dokan dien tu ghar

beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?

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''"""wo aksar mujh sy kaha

''"""wo
aksar
mujh
sy
kaha
karty
thy?

"TUMHAIN
APNA BANA KAR HI CHORENGY."

us
nay
bilkul
aisa
hi
kiya???

""APNA BANAYA
OR

CHOR DIYA...''

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