Itney Kamzor Ho gaey us ki Judai se faraz.

Itney Kamzor Ho gaey us ki Judai se faraz.
Itney Kamzor Ho gaey us ki Judai se faraz.

Ab SLÄÑTY khatay hain to pait bhar jata hai...!
  

May, 25 2010     93 chars (1 sms)     2290 views       Funny

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(Champions Trophy FINAL ''09)

Aus won the toss & decided to bat first

AUS V/s Pak

AUS: 323/7 (50)
PAK: 325/8 (48.4)

(peshawar TV)
=P ;)
Zindagi Hai Tou Mushkilain Hain...




Mushkilain Hain Tou Hosle Hain...




Chirrya Hain Tou Ghosle Hain...



Aasha Hai Tou Bhosle Hain.... ;->
Open with Love…
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I…
Love…
Disturbing you…
Assalam-0-Alikum
Aaj ki taza khabar..




















































News Paper mein hay...........
1 DOST Ne Pathan Se Pocha!
SHADI Ka Kb Tk Imkan Hai?
Pathan Kafi Sharmila Tha
Bola!
3,4, BAHNO K Rishte Aye Huwe Hain
Or 1 Behen Se To Baat Bi Chal Rahi He.
Who Let The Dog Out . . . ? ? ?









Think








Think Hard . . .












Quite Easy . . .










Aray Idiot




Bitches Aur Kaun . . . ;->
2 ways 2 suicide.
1) Quick death:
Take a BIG rope,
tie it around ur neck & hang urself.
2) Slow death:
Take a SMALL rope, tie it on a girl''s neck 2 marry.
Chicken ready? Yes Boss. Fish ready? Yes Boss. Omlet ready? Yes Boss. Mutton ready? No Boss. why...? BAKRA abhi sms parh raha hai boss.
People say "Failure is the stepping stone for success"
I say im making a strong foundation by failing many time...


A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
''Na Pooch teri judai k lamhay mein kaise bitata hun

pani men SURF EXCEL mila k bulbuly banata hun

o O o
o O''
SHAAN is remaking TITANIC with some changes.


In The End,

He does not die, But

Swims Across the Ocean with Heroin in One Hand and

Titanic on the other hand. :-)