Itney Kamzor Ho gaey us ki Judai se faraz.

Itney Kamzor Ho gaey us ki Judai se faraz.

Ab SLÄÑTY khatay hain to pait bhar jata hai...!

May, 25 2010 93 chars (1 sms) 2490 views Funny

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Do Pal Ki Bhi Khushi Na Mili Tou Kia Hua

Do Pal Ki Bhi Khushi Na Mili Tou Kia Hua

Umar BhaGham K Sahare G Lainge

Kia Hua Jo Humari Girlfrend Nahi

Hum Aap KI Girl Friend K Sahare G Lainge ;->

Pthan

Pthan rail ki patri pe leta tha.

Dost ne kaha kya kr rahy ho?

Rail guzri to mr jao ge.

Pthan: Abi upar se jahaz guzra, kuch ni hua,
Rail kya cheez hy..?

31st march or 1st ap

31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools...;->

urdu ki book main likhaa hay

urdu ki book main likhaa hay

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yahaan thori urdu ki book main likha hay

zebra crossing

Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya rahe honge....think............. "SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"

acher 2 pathan : "PAIT" k

acher 2 pathan : "PAIT" kyun banaya hai? ? ? ?

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Pathan : SHALWAAR baandhnay k liye!

Catch her by her waist…

Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI

Bari warsi khatan

Bari warsi khatan gaya si, khat ke leyanda Taanga; Bari warsi khatan gaya si, khat ke leyanda Taanga; Oye agge ki? Agge Ghora ...

Ek Bachay Ne Apni Maa

Ek Bachay Ne Apni Maa Se Pocha K Insaan Ki Nasal Kahan Se Start Hui,
Mom: Matti Se,
Bacha Mutma-En Na Hua.
Phr Apny Baap Se Yehi Question Kia To Jawab Mila:
"Bandar Se"

Bacha Phr Mom K Pass Aya Or Bola Papa To Ye Keh Rahay Hain.
Mom: Haan To Unho Ne Apni Btai Hai.

What A Dialogue!! :D

Boy askd girl: y do u love a rose,
Which dies in a day. But
Don’t love me,
Who dies 4 u everyday??

Girl replied:
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Oye hoye…
What a dialogue!! :d

Which is the only woman

Which is the only woman to have crossed the seven seas on foot!!!

Socho, socho!!!

Divya Bharti!

Saath samundar paar main tere peeche peeche aa gayi!

Bhaiyya Ghar Aa gaye hai

Saas Bahu Se:Aaj Se Tum Muje MAA Or Saaur Ko PAPA Kehna
Bahu:Samajh Gai
Sham Ko uska Pati Ghar Aya 2 Boli:
Maa! Bhaiyya Ghar Aa gaye hai..

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Itney Kamzor Ho gaey us ki Judai se faraz.

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