Newton''s 5th law:

Newton''s 5th law:
Newton''s 5th law:
Dunya Gol hai,
Chooha Billi say darta ha, billi Kuttay se, kuta Aadmi say, aadmi Biwi say, or Biwi Choohay say. Hence Proved. Dunya Gol hai.!
  

May, 25 2010     162 chars (2 sms)     3083 views       Funny

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Pehle Kion Nai Bataya Manhoos Maari?
If A Girl Call U "BHAI". So Dont Get Angry Coz..
Bhai Stands For
B: Best
H: Husband
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wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
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Wearing only one shoe.
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meri yaad mein aansoo bahakar bhi dekh,
SMS kya CALL bhi karenge,
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what has teachnolgy done????

ek time tha jab msg kabutar pahuchate the

or ek time aaj hai ki hum msg kabutaro ko pahuchate hai

hhhuuuuurrrrrrrrrr
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REMEMBER tortoise won d race..!

SPORTS QUOTA :-P
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Un Ki Girlfriends ... ;->
Heer to Raanjha: Mein tere Ishq mein barbaad hogayi hun,
Badnaam hogayi hun,
Ruswa hogayi hun.

Raanjha: To mein konsa DSP ban gaya hun?
mein khud bheek maangta phir raha hun.
1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??




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