Dil chahta hai

Dil chahta hai

chori karon
jhoot bolon
sharab peon
rishwat khaon
qatal karon,

aur

jail jaon.

Shayad is tarah kabhi, main bhi president pakistan ban jaon.!

May, 25 2010 172 chars (2 sms) 2415 views Funny

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Dekh0 bacho apnay mulk k halaa

Dekh0 bacho apnay mulk k halaat.

kahin h0 rahay hain dhamakay to kahin pr rhay hain faqay.

isi lye kehtay hain

bachay 2 hi achay

amazing home remedies

Amazing Home Remedies

A Mousetrap placed on
top of Ur alarm clock wl
prevent U from rolling over
n going back to sleep
after U hit the alarm off ..

Have a bad Tooth Ache ?
Smash Ur Thumb with a
Hammer n U wl 4get abt
the Tooth Ache ..

For High Blood Pressure
Sufferers:
Simply cut Urself n bleed
for a few minutes, thus
reducing Pressure in
Veins ..

If U ''ve Bad Cough ?
Take a large dose of
Jamal-Gota then U wl b
afraid to cough ... ;)

Pehle mera apni girl friend se bat karna bht muskil tha,

Pehle mera apni girl
friend se bat karna bht
muskil tha,

Us k 11 bhai ha,

Jo us ko ghr se nai
nikalne dete thy,

Lekin abkoi masla nai,

Wo hr wqt ata lene k lye line ma khari hoti ha,

Aur rabta karna asan ho gia ha,

FARQ TO PARA HA

GEO MUSHARAF.->

Aik bhoot nay bhagwan

Aik bhoot nay bhagwan ke Khidmat ke bhagwan nay khush hoo kar kaha Mang kya mangta hai.
Bhoot:Mughay khoobsorat larkion ka khoon chosna hai...
Bhagwan nay usay Always Ultra bana dya...

Teacher:

Teacher:
Marne Se Pehle “Tarzan” K Aahri Alfaaz Kia Thay . . .? ? ?

Student:
Trazan Said: " Ye Kis Kuttay K Bachay Ne Darakht Pe Greace Lagai Thi " ;->

back benchers association

Don''t study too much that you forget your ownself!!
Or in the end you wud be...

Like..
Isac Newton boiled his watch in place of egg while he was noticing time from the egg in place of watch..

Albert Einstein ever in his life didn''t comb his hairs..

N above all,
Lous Pasteur forgot the wedding dat of his wedding..

Hosh se GEO!!

From:
Back benchers association..

Yes!!
We talk with arguments.

abey haan ab mootne de gi ya nahi

Laila ne majno ko ek darakht k peechy dekha
or kaha tum majno ho? Wo
bola haan
Phir usko deevar k peechey dekha or kaha tum majno ho?
Wo bola haan
Phir usko ek darwaze k peecha dekha or kaha tum majno ho? Wo
bola abey haan ab mootne de gi ya nahi? =P ;)

Ek taaza kalaam aaya hai...

Ek taaza kalaam aaya hai...
Arz kia hai...
Jis ko ho sir azeez...
Woh hum se hat ker chaley...
Hum sir phiron ke saath...
Koi sir phira chaley...
Wah wah :-"

Maths Teacher

Maths Teacher
Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!

Cheese is Cheese

Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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wh8 d hell are

Wh8 d Hell !!

Are
U
Mad ?

U
Don''t
Hve
Ne Work
2 Do
So
Doing
Sch
Type Of
Nonsense

Reading
A
SMS
Worth
Nthing

But

Really
It
Suits
U

So
Going On
Nonsense ;->

Q: how was NISAR born ?

Q: how was NISAR born ?

Ans: jawani jan-e-man haseen dilruba, Milay do dil jawab Nisar ho gaya

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Dil chahta hai

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