Sardar:what is the name of yor car?

Sardar:what is the name of yor car?

Lady:i forget the name,but it starts with T.

Sadar:oye kamaal ki gaadi hai,Tea se start hoti hai.Hamaari gaadi petrol se start hoti hai!

May, 25 2010 206 chars (2 sms) 3342 views Funny

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1 ball 24 runs needed.

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Aamir hits

Ball splits into 4 pieces.

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Hamari Dosti Aisi Ho

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K Tum

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Har Nagar

Har Safar Me Milo
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Ye Msg sirf naik logon ko nzar ata hai

Ye Msg sirf naik logon ko nzar ata hai

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Question!Aysi Ki Tessi Kab Hoti Hai ???

Question!Aysi Ki Tessi Kab Hoti Hai ???

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Ans:Jab Lose Motion Lage Hon Aur Pajame Ki Giraah Na Khuley

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Sardar:what is the name of yor car?

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