Sardar:what is the name of yor car?

Sardar:what is the name of yor car?

Lady:i forget the name,but it starts with T.

Sadar:oye kamaal ki gaadi hai,Tea se start hoti hai.Hamaari gaadi petrol se start hoti hai!

May, 25 2010 206 chars (2 sms) 3198 views Funny

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merey marney ki ik waja tu ho ghee,

merey marney ki ik waja tu ho ghee,
merey marney ki ik waja tu ho ghee,

chal tu mar ja ta k waja hee khatam ho jaye.

mein b katrina ko b ly aaon

Shoaib malik sania mirza se shadi kr k pakistan la raha hai..

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mein b soch raha hun k ab katrina ko b ly aaon... ;->

Khubsurat Phooloâ€™n Main

Khubsurat Phooloâ€™n Main

Haseen Wadiyoâ€™n Main

Dilkash Baaghoâ€™n Main

Aap Jesa

1 Keeda Zarur Hota Hy ;->

1st Frnd

1st Frnd : Yaar Meri Biwi Bohat Ghussa Karti Hai

2nd Frnd :Meri Biwi Bhi Pehle BOhat Ghussa Karti Thi Ab Bilkul Nahi KAri

1st Frnd : Tumne Kya Elaaj Kya ?

2nd Frnd : Kuch Nahi Bas ITna Hi Kaha Tha K Burhapay Main Ghussa A Hi Jata Hai Tab Se Us Ne Kabhi Ghussa Nahi Kya :P

Aik hotel mein naye

Aik hotel mein naye Shadi Shuda Jorey ke liye hidayat darj thi:

"Khirki par parde dal dijey...Aap ka piyar andha ho sakta hy...Magar Aap ka Parosi Nahi.."

Niche aapke liye ''DUSMANI'' ka gift hai

Niche aapke liye ''DUSMANI'' ka gift hai

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danda hai, sir pe maro na tab akal thikane ayegi, dusmani me bhi gift chaiye.!

Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?

Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?

A:- They think their picture is being taken.

Why Do We Dress Baby

Why Do We Dress Baby
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President: “Shetani”

President:
“Shetani”

Prime Minister:
“Gillani”

Army Chief:
“Kiyani”

Speaker:
“Zanaani”

“Aata Na Roti”

“Bijli Na Paani”

Wah Re Pakitani

Teri Ajab Kahani...

aap ko 1 word send k

Aap ko 1 word send kia hai..

Jise aap aage se Parho ya pichhe se,

aap ko mera hi naam dikhai dega..

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"ABBA"

Doctor Seikh Sy :

Doctor Seikh Sy :
Aap K Bachy Ki Taang
Kaatni Pary Gi

Seikh:
Pelan Dasna C Main
Onu Navi Juti Na Ley
K Denda ... ;->

If You Tried Your Best

If You Tried Your Best

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You Failed

The Lesson You Would Learn

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"NEVER TRY IT AGAIN" ;->

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Sardar:what is the name of yor car?

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