1 pathan aero plane me pilot

1 pathan aero plane me pilot
say headphone cheen leta hai.

Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?
Pathan says:
Ticket ka paisa hum bhare
aur gana tum akela suney:p

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INSHA ALLAH

Balance Khatam Ho jaye
Ga mager bakhshya tussi
fair vi nahi jana,>

The boss came

The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary. He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?"

The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge." . . . ;->

Khamosh Palko''n Se Jb Aansu Bikhr Jate Hyn

Khamosh Palko''n Se Jb Aansu Bikhr Jate Hyn

Aap Kya Jano Aap Ktne Yaad Aate Hyn

Abhi Bhi Usi Mor Pe Kharey Hyn

Jahan Aap Ne Kaha Tehro

Hum Samosey Le Kr Aate Hyn .. ;->

A sardar''s response

A sardar''s response to the comment, "THINK about it!": "I don''t have
to think-I''m sardar!"

''Gam woh cheez hai

''Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Jis se kagaz chipkaye jaate hain.''

1 Memon se marny k Baad farishty ne Pucha:

1 Memon se marny k Baad farishty ne Pucha:

''''koi naiki ki thi Duniya mein?
Memon: "haan aik faqeer ko 1 Rupiya dia tha, 1 Masjid mein 1 lota Rakhwaya tha, 1 Hospital ko 5 Rupay diye thay, farishtay ne kaha,
Ye lay apne 6 Rupay, Lota Pakarr aur Dozakh mein chal Shabash.

There''s a small gap between confidence and over-confidence .

There''s a small gap between confidence and over-confidence .

You can kiss your girlfriend its Confidence .. Only you can kiss your girldfriend is Over-Confidence

Ager Koi Cute Larki Apko " I LOVE U " Bole tu

Ager Koi Cute Larki

Apko
" I LOVE U " Bole tu

3 Baatain Ho Sakti Hain ..

1. Uski ankhain kharab hain

2. Woh Pagal Hai

Ya

3. Woh Tumhe HAMY Samjh Rahi hai :)

2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.

2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.
first pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli

agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati;-)!

Pathan Road Accident K Bad Bola

Pathan Road Accident K Bad Bola
Hum Sedha Jata Tha
Road Bhi Sedha Jata Tha
Hum Seadha Chalta Geya

Road Yakdam Mur Gya

Samne Aik Darkht Ata Tha Ham Darkht Ki Taraf Jata Tha Darkht Hmari Tarf Ata Tha

Humne Break Mara

Darkht Nahin Ruka
Osne Aakar Gari Ko Takr Mara
Ye Khanzeer Darkht Ka Chalan Kro

Mistakes r embarsin

Mistakes r embarsin wen dey happen,
but years later wen u hav a collection
of mistakes called Experience which leads u to
((((((SUCCESS)))))

Musibat ka Syrup ho tum,

Musibat ka Syrup ho tum,
Tension ka Capsule ho tum,
Aafat k Injection ho tum,
Per kya keren Jhelna parta hai, kyon k DOSTI ka Oxygen ho tum.

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