Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se,

Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se,


Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se,
Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se,

Tu lakh khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh,
Mohalay me Kitna kachra jama hai tere na any se.
  

May, 26 2010     174 chars (2 sms)     2150 views       Funny

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Thapr marne pr nraz wife se husbnd bola,"Admi use marta he jse pyar krta he"Wife ne husbnd ko 2 thapr mare or kha,"Ap kya smjte ho k main apse pyar nhi krti.
Faqeer-1 rupay ka
sawal hy Sahab !

Sahab-Aray kam as
kam meri auqat dkh kr
maang

Faqeer-10 rupay ka
sawal hy Sahab

Sahab-Abay, apni
auqaat dekh ker maang ;->


A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”
Someone wrote to PATHAN agr tm zaheen ho to 100 ka blnc bhejo
Hoshyar ho to 200 or
Agr dono ho to 300 bhejo


Pathan sent 600.Rs
and wrote
YARA HM SBKA BAAP HY!
**2007**
''LIGHT!
Roz 2 ghantay k liye "JAYE" gi!
**2008** "
LIGHT!
Roz 2 ghantay k liye "AYE" gi!
*FARAQ TO PARA HAI*
Har Qadam Khush-hali ki taraf
Geo Musharaf...!
The best day to propose a gal/guy




april 1st ............!





















if she/he agrees then its ur luck





















if she/he rejects.......fool..!
sister/brother..... fool april fool.........!!!!!


Bohat Dino''n Se Main Bhoola Hua Tha Dosto''n Ko






Aaj Film " Kameeney " Dekhi Tou Sab Yaad Aa Gaye ;->
Police Inspector Apne Bete Se
"Tumhara Bht Khrab Result Aaya Hy
Isliye Aaj Se Tmhara Khelna, Bahar Nikalna Band"

Bacha
"Ye 50 Rs Pakren Aur Mamla Yahin Khatam Karen" ;->
Difference B/W Cinema Theatre & Operation Theatre?


Cinema Theatre : Take Ticket & Go Inside!


Operation Theatre: Go Inside N Take Ticket!
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Flowers..?




Have some sense yaar..Yeh mobile hai Gamla Nahin:..
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.
Be-Panaah Chahat k baad bhi Hum usey paa na sakey "pApPu"

Kisi SangDil ne usey 100 ka Load krwa k Jeet liya... ;->