1st ever intelligent sardar.

1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)

May, 26 2010 169 chars (2 sms) 2277 views Funny

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W1y w2y w1y w5y
W5x w1y w2y w1y

Nhi smaj aya?
Zra ulta kr k dekho

HaHaHa!

Paagal!
Jab seedha smaj nhi aya to ulta kese smaj aaey ga

Ek Aadmi Ne Samosey

Ek Aadmi Ne Samosey Wale Se Kaha : O Bhai
Tumhare Samose Main Se Larki Ka Baal Nikla Hy !

Samosey Wala : Aby Tou Kia 5 Rs K Samosey Main
Puri Larki Nikle Gi ... ;->

You Are Sweet , Cute

You Are Sweet , Cute
& An Ultra-Dynamic
Personality .. !!

You Are One In A
Million With A Golden
Heart .. !!

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Musharaf To Arbab

Musharaf To Arbab : Tera Kya Hoga KALIYA?

Arbab: Sarkar Maine Aap Ka Namak Khaya Hay.

MUSHARAF: Ab PPP Walon K JOOTAY Kha.

Shahrokh Khan

Shahrokh Khan Shotting Mian Attnay Busy Hotay Hian K Ghar Ana Bhool Jatay Hian...
Aur Un K Bachay Bhi Bhool Jatay Hian Un Ka Papa Kon Hia...
Achank Shahrokh Khan Ghar Attay Hian Aur Bachay Zoor Se Chalatay Hian....
Mami .. Mami...Dakho To Zara Hamray Ghar Shahrok Khan Aay Hian...

''''MARRIAGE''''

''''MARRIAGE''''

Is Nature''s Way

Of Preventing

''''PEOPLE''''

From Fighting With

''''STRANGERS'''' ... ;->

jahaz tofan me ghir

Jahaz tofan me ghir gya

CAPTAN : ksiko tofan sa bach nklna ki dua ati ha?

A man raisd hand

CAPT said: OK ap dua pr gzara krn
hmary pas 1 life jackt km hy ;->

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)

Aa Kahin Door Chalay Jaaen Hum,

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Aa Kahin Door Chalay Jaaen Hum,

Door Itna K Humain

Chhou Na Sakay Koi BOMB... :-)

A Recently Fired

A Recently Fired
Stock Trader Said ...

"This Is Worse Than
Divorce...
I Have Lost Everything
And
I Still Have My Wife..." ;->

Ghar Walon Ka Kehna Hai K

Ghar Walon Ka Kehna Hai K . . .

" Beta Dil Laga K Parhana "

Par unhe kaise samjhayen k dil lagaane k baad parhai kahaan hoti hai . . . . ;->

Wo kOn c Movie Hai

Wo kOn c Movie Hai jO AP Awaz Band Kr k Bhi Dekh Saktay, or Entertain Ho Jatay hO..

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"MR.BEAN" ;->

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