Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married,

Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
“Now that we are married,
do you think you will be able
to live on my small income?”

“Of course, dear, no trouble,” she replied.
“But what will you live on?”

May, 26 2010 202 chars (2 sms) 2287 views Funny

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Saith! Had ho gahi hai thijori k
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Nokar! Un mein se eik bi chabi
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Bring her home

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Put your lips on her lips

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Shikari dost say:Agr tu meri jgha hota to kya krtay?

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Jo Eid wale din roza rakhe wo Shaitan hy.

Aur

Jo Rozay wale din Eid manaye?

Aray Sahi Pehchana

Wo Pathan hy ... =P ;)

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Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married,

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