Santa:

Santa:


Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
  

May, 26 2010     140 chars (1 sms)     2390 views       Funny

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Wat Is D Diff B/W

Poison & Alcohol?

If U Drink Alcohol,

U Will Dance Around People,

If U Drink Poison

People Wil Dance Around U..!
Weather Forecast For Tonight . . .
































Dark ;-> Weather Forecast For Tonight . . .
































Dark ;->
Bachelor''s schedule...
Monday ko dosti ; Tues ko pyar ;
Wed ko shaadi ; Thus ko barbadi ;
Fri ko fighting ; Sat ko talaq ;
Sun ko rest, Mon ko phir se talash....
ek adbi sher arz kia hai:


meray kunwaiN se paani koi na bharay ~*~


sawaari apnay saaman ki khud hifazat keray
What iS The OppisiTe Of Nokia . . . . ?
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Any Guess !
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No !
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NoT To WorrY !
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iT''s !
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Yeskia . . . . . ;->
Great students like Us , work on the principle of rockets
It doesn''t mean we aim for the skys
It means we don''t start studying unless our tail is on fire
hahaha
Shakespeare Said:
"Grome Thecanx nimtejat peradege. Tinta reamy pejage."
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Samajh Aaya Kuch?
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Nahi Na?
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Ulti Seedhi Baaten He Karta Tha...
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Nafsiyati Tha Salaa...
Gud girls r found in every corner of d earth..
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But Unfortunately earth is Round!!

|| Height Of
Self-Confidence ||



Teacher To
Student:
"You Are Late ...?"

Student:
"Late .. !!!
Who Me ... ?
No Way Sir ! I''m Alive..."
Dear customer! You r requested to switch off ur Mobile to avoid any burn injuries........AS the SENDER of this Message is a DAM HOT..
Jab koi baat bigad jae

jab koi mushkil badh jae

toh


toh

toh
Hoth ghuma,

seeti baja,

seeti baja k bol

bhaiya...

ALL IZZ WELL
Ppl say opposite attracts...
So I sincerely ''HOPE''
you meet somebody
who is attractive,
honest,
intelligent,
and
cultured










Not Like U Jahil :P