signs of a suicide bomber given by police

Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police

1) they Look healthy due to packings inside

2)wearing new unwashed clothes

3) new haircut n face shave

4) they do not speak or engage in talk

5) Recite something in their mouth

Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond above

Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P ;)

May, 05 2010 382 chars (3 sms) 2024 views Funny

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Begaane Kaun Hai?

Begaane Kaun Hai?

Jo Gaane B Se Shuru Honge..

Begaane

FIRST SIGHT

FIRST SIGHT

FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe''s SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and'' WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~

" Pakistani Di Mushkil

" Pakistani Di Mushkil

Ghar Wich Punjabi Bolo

School Wich Urdu Bolo

Paper English Wich Karu

Tay

Maran To Baad Hisab Arbi Wich

Ufff !!

Hon Tusi Daso K Banda Kray Te Ki Kray. "

Meet In RAJASTAN,

Meet In RAJASTAN,

Love In HINDUSTAN Marrage In DEVASTAN,

Take Honymoon In AFGANISTAN,

But Dont Bring Ur Population 2 Our Pakistan

Tuje apne Piar ki

Tuje apne Piar ki khushbu se door door kar dun,

Fauji boot utha k marun aur choor choor kar dun,

Cherry blosam ka istmal karo tuje Noor Noor kar dun,

Izhar-e- mohabbat k taor pe apni nazron se dafa door kar dun.

50 - 50 kos dur jab koi bachha

50 - 50 kos dur jab koi bachha

oon oon karke rota hai to ma kehti he

k beta aise mat ro,varna

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bada hoke HIMESH RESHAMMIYA ban jaega.

shaddi

Har insaan ko shaadi zaroor kar leni chahiye...
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Akhir khushi hi to zindagi mein sab kuch nahin hoti

Husan

MujK0 Malom Nhi Husun Ki "Tareef
Mgr
Haqiqat Me Haseen Sirf "Whi he"Jis Ne ApKo Msg Kya He
.... <(',')>
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// uff , ammi meri nazar utaren..

You Are "ABCDEFGHIJKL"

You Are

"ABCDEFGHIJKL"

A - Adoreable
B - Briiliant

C - Cute
D - Dashing

E - Exciting
F - Fantastic

G - Great
H - Humorous

I - Intelligent

J K L - Joke Kesa Laga . . .

GoLdEn ThOuGhT fRoM PeTrOlEuM cOmPaNiEs To paKiStanI YoUtHs:

GoLdEn ThOuGhT fRoM PeTrOlEuM cOmPaNiEs To paKiStanI YoUtHs:

"AvOiD gIrLs,SaVe PeTroL"

Mene to sarak pe khari larki se faqat Time poocha tha

Mene to sarak pe khari larki se faqat
Time poocha tha Faraz...

K kitne Bajey.?

Wo boli,
9 baje Quaid e azam k mazaar per.

todays fact g

~Todays FACT~

Guinness Book Of Records
Holds The Record For
Being The Book Most
Stolen From Public Libraries... ;->

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