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lagaan remix 2020
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lagaan remix 2020
lagaan remix 2020
Lagaan Remix 2020
Climax Scene:
1 ball 24 runs needed.
Bowler bowls
Aamir hits
Ball splits into 4 pieces.
All pieces go for 6''s
Aamir Wins...
MIND IT ;->
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Once a man was smoking in Airport
Once a man was smoking
in Airport
A gentleman arrive n ask
him: "Ek din mei kitni
cigarette pee lete ho ?"
Man : Why ?
Gentleman : Agar tum ab tak
zndgi me cigarete pe kharch
kiye paise bachaty tou
Samne khara hua plane
tumhara hota ..
Man: Tou kia wo plane aap
ka hy ?
Gentleman: Nhi
Man: Thnkx Sir for ur advice
wo plabe mera hi hy ... =P
Moral :
Don''t try to be over-smart
Sutta Laga k Geo
Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?
Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?
boy-Long Drive Par..!!
girl-Pahle Kyo Nhi Bataya..?
boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Breck Nai Laga..
Ullu ke pathey
Ullu ke pathey
Kutey k bachey
Gadhey ki aulaad
Saanp ke sapolay
Bhains ke bachray
Bakre ke maimney
Sab kitne chote chote aur cute hote he na
Na Eid Mubarak
(''.'')>
<\\
_/"\_
Na Eid Mubarak
Na Birth Day
Na New Year Mubarak
Sirf Or Sirf
Bush Ko Jota Mubarak
''Heer : Main Tumhare Ishq Main Barbaad Ho Gayi, Ruswa Ho Gayi...
''Heer : Main Tumhare Ishq Main Barbaad Ho Gayi, Ruswa Ho Gayi...
Raanjha : To Main Kon Sa
UBL mein Manager Lag Gaya Hoon...
True But Funny Fact
True But Funny Fact
A Girl Worries Abt Her Future Til
She Gets A Husband
But A Boy Never Worries About His
Future Until He Gets A Wife
sabaq phir parh0 sadaqat
Teacher:
sabaq phir parh0 Sadaqat ka Amanat ka Shujaat ka
pathan:
lo kar lo bat!
Apna yad hota nhi or sadaqat amanat aur shujaat ka bhi parhen.
Ek Dost Dosre Se:
Ek Dost Dosre Se: "Yaar Me Peshawar Gaya Udher Na Banda Na Bande Ki Zaat.."
Dosra Dost: "Phir Kya Tha ?"
Pehla Dost: "Bas Jidher Dekho Pathan He Pathan... ;->
Dil Lagi K Liye College Ka Chakar
Dil Lagi K Liye College Ka Chakar He Mar Liya Karty Thy
"pApPu"
Bomb Patakhon Ne Ye Shugal Mela Bhi Band Karwa Diya... =P ;->
ek jungle mein chuhay
ek jungle mein chuhay se sab dartey the,
agar sher us k samnay aa jata to dar kar bhaag jaata,
haathi bhi kahin chup jata,
aas paas k log yeh dekh kar preshaan huay or kaha aakhir kia maajra hai,
pata chala chuha MQM mein tha
u start wearing Earing
A man meets a frnd aftr a long time & notices he is wearing an earing.
"Wen did u start wearing Earing?"
Friend: Ever since my Wife found one in my Car!! ;->
2 Makkhiyon Ne Food
2 Makkhiyon Ne Food Restaurant mein Khaney Ka
Order Diya...
1st: Mere Liye PoTi Le aao LeHsan K Sath..
2nd: Mere Liye bhi Le aao Lekin LeHsan Mat DaLna..
Mu se Boo aati hai..
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