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End of the World in 2012 means

End of the World In 2012 means

I have wasted my whole lIfe In school :) :)

DuA kArO k MErI umAr LAMbI hO,

Aur MujhE kuCh nA hO,

Q k MujhE kuCh hO gAyA to

TuM KAnJoOsoN kO ItnE PyArE PyArE
sMs koN
kArE gA..?? =P ;->

Sorrow is our constant companion

A man was asked 2 explaIn dIs sayIng:

Sorrow Is our constant companIon, HappInes comes & goes.

Man saId:
My WIfe Is always wId me. Her frndz comes & goes.
;-)

Saala movie bana raha hai.

Hum to apnI hI shadI may bacchIyan taar rahay thay papPu...

HamaIn kya pata tha k Saala movIe bana raha haI... ;->

kameeni CHARAS peeti thi.

Us kI ankhon meIn lagta tha k mery pyar ka nasha haI
"paPpu"

Wo to baad meIn pata chala kameenI CHARAS peetI thI... ;

Patna kahan par hai

RaggIng ke waqt larko ne 1 larkI se kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do:

Patna kahan par haI?

LarkI-IndIa meIn

Boys-yahIn pat jao ItnI dur jaane kI kIya zarurat haI..!

kya me husan ki devi jesi lgti hn

Husband: agr tm IndIa me hotI to wha log zror tmharI pooja krty,
WIfe:kya me husan kI devI jesI lgtI hn?
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Husband:
NhI yar,
kalI mata lgtI ho.. =P ;->

Jab Tera Yaar Aayega to Main Bhi Bana Donga

Pathan To WIfe: Mera Yaar Aaya haI ChaI to Bana Do.

WIfe: MaIn NahI Bana RahI.

Pathan: Bana De, Jab Tera Yaar Aayega to MaIn BhI Bana Donga. :-)

NON SMOKERS vs Smoker

NON SMOKERS- I hate cIgarette so I don''t touch It. ;-(
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SMOKER- I too hate cIgarette so ''I BURN IT'' :-)
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AttItude matters... ;->

Bachhe ko pdhaya kre, sungha na kre

Teacher ne 1bachhe kI mom ko lIkha-
Bache ko nehla k bheja kre..

Mom ne note pdne k baad lIkha-
Bachhe ko pdhaya kre, sungha na kre...

Hockey Aur Cricket Main Kiya Faraq Hai

Hockey Aur CrIcket MaIn KIya Faraq HaI?

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Sochoo...

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NahI Pata?

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Hockey MaIn PakIstan Ek Ghanta Zaleel Hota HaI.
Aur CrIcket MaIn Poora DIn.
Ab Aaya Samajh MaIn?

Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi Ek GHODI

Mere Ghar K Samne Se BhagI
Ek GHODI

Wah Wah

Mere Ghar K Samne Se BhagI
Ek GHODI

Wah Wah

FIr Bhage Tum

Aur

''RAB NE BANA DI JODI''

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