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"Sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Me Pakad Ke Dal HI Dun,
Balon Me Fool Gulab Ka"

"Dalte HI GIr Jata HaI,
Patta Patta Gulab Ka."

Wo kIyA hAI??
JIS pE AgAr PIyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAI??

U DIrty MINd

AnswEr hAI

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BethA
huA

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BAkrA ... :p ;->

Mere pain da

Bush: Mere paIn da char munda hua hy.
Musharraf: Mubarak huvay.
Bush: But Ik masla hy.
Musharraf: o kI.
Bush: pIu da pta nhe.
Musharraf: KoI gal nhe USAMA da pa dIyo.

What''s An Average

What''s An Average 6 Inch Long

InsIde A Guy''s Pants And GIrls Love To Blow It Up?

A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!

Always ThInk POSITIVE

In Which Situation

In WhIch SItuatIon, Do Men Start SweatIng
In 10 MIns & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON?

ThInk..

ThInk..

Ans Is SHOPPING! :-p
God Bless Your Naughty MInd!

Larka Larki Se Kia

Larka LarkI Se KIa Kr Rhe Ho ?

LarkI Dodh Pee Rhe Ho

Larka KIs Ka ?

LarkI ApnI Bhen

KI

BhaIns Ka ...=P;->:-P

KyA AapNe kAb

KyA AapNe kAbhI Munh me LIyA hy??

Wo MotA sA,

Aas-PAAs bAAL,

NArAM-NArAM

UpEr sE CoVEr...

NEvEr??

JhooT boLTE ho?

KAbhI BUTTA nAhI khAyA? :p ;->

SAb kEhte hAiN

SAb kEhte hAIN
9 MAhINoN mE h0 jAtA hy,
Per Ab tou 10wA MAhINA StArt h0 gAyA hy,

AakhIr yE kAb h0 gA..??

1. TIME ChAngE
2. WeAthEr ChAngE.. :p ;->

Jaano Meray mun mai

GIRL:
Jaano Meray mun maI Daalo, maIn Choson gI

BOY:
NahI nahI tum kha GaI toh maIn KIya Karon ga?

GIRL:
Tum

Tum

DoosrI Icecream Le Lena! =P ;)

BHARWA . BHARWA

BHARWA
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BHARWA

BHARWA

BHARWA
jaldI jaldI petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahI
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Tum Kya Samjhy Thay .. =P ;)

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1.BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
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Ans

1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE

DIrty MInd =P ;)

Larki jub saray kapray

LarkI jub saray kapray utaar laItI hay to kIa hota hay?
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Taar khalI ho jatI hay.
Yaar kabhI to +ve socha karo... ;->

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