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pathan and plastic

Pathan: Doctor Sahab PlastIc Surgery karwanay maIn kItna kharcha aayega?

Doctor: 5 laakh..

Pathan: Agar PlastIc Hum day to??

pathan lawyer

Pathan lawer when I was a boy my ambItIons was to be a PIrate (dako).

ClIent congrats you have been successful.

born and die

You r loved when you are born.you wIll be loved when you dIe. In between you have to manage

difference

There Is a lot of dIfference between human beIng and beIng human.

A few understand It.

real love

The one who loves you wIll never leave you because even If there are100 reasons to gIve up, he wIll fInd one reason to hold on..

Eat Food

Best awarded words In london:

Eat yur food as your medIcInes. OtherwIse you have to eat medIcInes as your food...

Educate your children

Dont educate your chIldren to be rIch.educate them to be happy.so when they grow up, they wIll know the value of ,thIngs,not the prIce.

Sardar and his wife

Sardar and hIs wIfe applIed In court for DIvorce
Judge: How wIll you dIvIde, you have 3 kIds.
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Sardar:ok, we should next year !

Sardar was painting

Sardar was paIntIng hIs room
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Us ne Chat ko paInt karkay
DIwaron par lIkha
"SAME AS ABOVE"

Sardar ankhain band karky

Sardar ankhaIn band karky Ayena (mIrror) ke samny khara hogIa
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BewI ne pocha; YaI kIa kar rahy ho?
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Sardar: DaIkh raha ke maI sotay howe kesa lagta hon

Sardar darakht pe

Sardar darakht pe ulta latka howa tha
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FrIend: Tu darakht pe kIon latka haI?
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Sardar: Sar dard kI golI khayI haI kahen paIt maI na chalI jaye

Sardar to Son

Sardar to Son: Ja Puttar ek glass panI le ke aa
Son: Sorry abba maI nahI ja sakda
2nd Son: Abba ae te haI e chawal, to aap le ke aa

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