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Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na

abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?
aik marasi ka gadha masjid main ghus gia
Molvi sab ne marasi ki khoob bezti ki
marasi bola:
jan deo
molvi sab Janwar si aa gia

saano kadi vekhya aay.;->
choom leti hain latak kar kabhi chahra kabhi lub,
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tum ne zulfon ko bohat sir pe charha rakha hai..!!
Boy: Too dharti p chahe jahan bhi rahegi
tjhe teri khushbu se pehchan lunga

Girl: Mjhe pehle se pta tha tm kutay ho...=P;->
us k dil mein thori si jagha mangi thi

amir

us ne tanhaiyon ka shehar mere naam kar diya..,
We"ve had our ups and downs,This we both know, Through it all
our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had about
many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.
Happy anniversary
Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong
today as it was then Bringing you much joy , love and happiness
To celebrate again.Happy anniversary
Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you
Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You"ve given me,
Our love is true This I can see.Happy anniversary
Long after our anniversary
and
this greeting has been thrown away
Think of the thought behind it,
Each and everyday,
Happy anniversary
Two Guys are Chatting..

Guy a: “I’m Going To Bring My Wife To australia For Our 20th anniversary.”

Guy B: “Oh.. That’s Cool. What about Ur 25th anniversary?”

Guy a: “I Will Go Back To australia To Bring Her Back.” :)Two Guys are Chatting..
all my love for you FREE!
wishing
u
a
very
happy
aNNIVERSaRY….!
Happy anniversary
and May
your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy and companionship
For all the years of your lives!