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Exams k ek din pehle

Exams k ek din pehle mujhe hosh aya

socha meine bohot or cheating karne ka plan banaya

bathroom me kardi meine cheating ki setting

or ab bus karni thi mujhe bathroom jane ki acting

Exam paper dekh k meri ankhon k aage andhera chaya

kia bataon ''Jan|x'' paper tha physics or mei chemistry le aya... ;->

Cheating in exams

Cheating in exams is the best exercise
for your reflexes,
your eyes roll to see the answer sheet of your seatmate!
Your ears become sensitive,
even to the softest whispers to get what your
seatmate says!
Your neck stretches either ways to
search for clues!
Your hand copies the answer
faster than ever!
Your feet kicks the chair of
your classmate to let him/her know
that you want to copy!
It''s the best way to make urself healthy,
so ROCK ON Yoo CHEaTERS!;-)

Attitude of a ''STUDENT''

attitude of a ''STUDENT''

"This Exam Is Tooo Easy For Me.
How Could The Examiner Make Such Easy Paper.
I''ll Give Him another Chance To Challenge Me" =P =D

Guzray howey Exaams

Guzray howey Exaams ko Yaad na karna..!!

answer sheet main jo likha hai uski Faryad na krna,

Jo Hoga wo to Hoga..!!

Uski Fikar main apney HOlidays barBaad Na Karna:)

Examz se 1 month

Examz se 1 month pehle aane wale 1st ashray ki dua: ae allah aaj se padhne ka irada kr rha hn, meri madad krna

2nd ashre ki dua:
allah jo sawal mein yaad kron sirf wo imthan me aaye''n

aakhri ashre ki dua:
ae allah is bar pass kra de agli bar khoob dil laga k parho''n ga.. ;->

~SUNO~ Aisa nhi krty "

~SUNO~ aisa nhi krty "Jb paper aata hi na ho to ink zaya nhi krty"
~SUNO~ Jb nakal ka chance ho
to phir prha nhi krty"

~SUNO jb dost laaik ho apna,
to booti laya nhi krty.

Suno examinr ko galiyaan dete hen,
sir pe charhaya nhi krty.

Suno yahaan ka system ulta hy,
jo gues me hun swal wo aya nhi krty.

Suno ye boht hassaas ghari hoti hy,
dost ko paper me azmaya nhi krty.

~SUNO~ jb paper ata ho,
kisi ko dikhaya nhi krty...

Tamam stuDntz sy

Tamam stuDntz sy appeaL hy k wo apny apny result sy phly
GHaR Ki sB chaplz , jharu nd waiper chupa dyn.
a msg 4rm

''SSF''

''SaVE STUDENTS FEDERaTION'' ;->

Students While Studying

Students While Studying For Exams

-Books n Notes Open

-Highlighting Sentences

-Pen In Mouth

-Blank Page

-Eating Drinking

-Turning Pages

-Readin ''Headings''

-Thinkin about Where To Start From

&

Texting Friends
Oye Kitna Hua? Mujhy Bht Tension Ho Rahi Hy
Plz Pray For Me =P ;)

Yeh student kiYeh student ki

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai.
Mashoor ye shetan hai.
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Parhna isay ata nhi,
Class me kabi jata nai,
Canteen iski jan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Jalso me sab se agay hai,
Naaro me sab se agay hai,
Imtehan me naqal iski aan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Larkio k pichay para hai,
Jo larki ghusa ho jaye zara,
Tab yeh uska banta bhai jan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai

A GENIUS Is A Person

a GENIUS
Is a Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What any Fool Can
Do For $100"

-as Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Sem !!

I have a pen

I have a pen which is blue,
I have a friend which is you.
Flowers will die, waters will dry,
But our Friendship will never say Goodbye

Na Waqt Itn

Na Waqt Itna K
Sallybus Pura Kia Jaye

Na Tarkeeb Koi k Exam
Pass Kia Jaye

Na Jane Kon Sa Dard
Dia Hy Is Parhai Ne

Na Roya Jaye
aur
Na Soya Jaye ... ;->

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