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'Short Lines for long life:


''Choose a best person like a mirror,


because when u cry, it never laughs....!'
''Beautiful advice
ager Dukhon Ka Darya Uboor Karna Hai To ansoun Ko Jazb Karne Ka Tareeqa Seekho

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Duniya Ko Jeetna Chahte Ho To awaz Main Narmi Paida Karo''
'"Cold Water" and "Hot Iron" removes the Wrinkles From Clothes.

Same way,

The cool Mind & Warm Heart remove worries of life...'
'Two simple lines-

Don't make any close relation without full understanding...

and

Don't break any close relation with small misunderstanding...!'
1 Murghi ne apne malik ko khush karne k lea sawa kilo ka 1 anda dia

malik bohat khush hua aur murghi ko shabash di

murghi ko shabash to mil gae magar
Pichware ka dard sari umar na gea

Moral:
ziada efficiency dikhane se apni he watt lagti hai malik ke nahi
1 khus kush hamlawar ne taliban se kaha
Sir G: Barud zara kam dala karo

pichli dafa hamara banda, jannat se 350 kilometer agay nikal gaya tha.
4 cheezon ko khoob Sanbhaal kar rakho:
1.Namaz mein Dil ko.
2.Tanhai mein soch ko.
3.Mehfil mein zuban ko.
4.Raasty mein nigaah ko...
2 Larkian apas Me Lar Rahi Thi To Pas Me Se 1 Charsi Guzra
1st Girl: Ye Charsi Tumhara Bf
2nd: Tumhara BF
1st: Tumhara
2nd: Tumhara
... 1st: Tumhara
2nd: Tumhara
1st: Tumhara
2nd: Tumhara
Charsi: Ye Batao Mei Rukon Ya Jaon... =P

WahahahhHaha:p
albert Einstien önce said:

I can calculate every thing even the velocity of light..
But
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... ... .
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I can't calculate the timing of loadsheding in pakistan... :-D
Vaat Lag Gayi Waala Expression :

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... When u call ur frnd on his mobile nd say,

"abey kamine.. kaha mar Gaya??"

and the ans is :

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"Beta, wo to bahar gaya hai..!!
sardar Bought a New Mobile.

Doston Ne Kaha Naya Mobile Lya Hay Mithai To Khilao..

Sardar Bazar Gya
aur

Mobile Baich K Mithai Le aya
tere dar pe sanam hazar bar aen ge

wah wah
tere dar pe sanam hazar bar aen ge


bel bje ge or bhag jaen ge.