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‘Forgiveness’
When it’s not given in the rite time or
When it is not asked in the rite time,
You will miss something PRECIOUS in your life
Saans Ka Kya Bharosa Kahan Sath
Chorh Jaye...

Meri Zaat Se Wabasta Logo Mujhe Maaf
Kar K Sona...
kuch nhi chahiye ik muskan hi kafi hai..

Tum dil me basy Raho ye arman hi kafi hai..



Hum ye nhi kehty hamaray pas ajao

Bas hamin yad rakhna ye ehsan hi kafi hai..
kabhi Lafz bhool jaon

Kabhi baat bhool jaon

Tujhe is qadar chahon

Apni zaat bhool jaon

uth ker jo kabhi tere

paas se chal doon to

jaate huwe khud ko

tere paas bhool jaon
neend se kiya shikwa karun main....! sagar

qasoor to us chehray ka hai jo mujhe sonay nahi deta....
Boy: Merey pas apney dost jesi car
to nahe pr tumhe apni palkon pe bitha k ghumaun ga!
Merey pas us jesa bara bangla to nahe
pr tumhe apney dil me jaga donga!
Mere pas us jitne paise to nahe
pr main mehnat mazdoori kr k khilaun ga.
Aur tumhe kya chahiye?
Girl: chawlaan na mar
Dost da numbr de..:p:p
High Class Insult
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Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi
Ho.
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Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere
saamne Bhais kyun khadi h.
Teacher -
Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend,
kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise
bachaoge..? .
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Student – Marne do dono ko.!
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Student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein
kar kya rhe the
Sad Sms
MANZILAIN BHI US KI THEIN RasTA BHI US KA THA.. AIK MAIN AKELA THA
QAFLA BHI US KA THA.. SATH SATH CHALNE KI SOCH BHI US KI THI.. RasTA
BADALNE KA FAISLA BHI US KA THA.. AAJ KYUN AKELA HOON DIL SAWAL KARTA
HAI.. LOG TU US KE THAY KIA KHUDA BHI US KA THA
Pakistani And American
A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School.
Teacher : Whats Your Name ?
Boy : Ahmad
Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today.
Boy Went Home. Mom asked:
How Was The Day Ahmad.
Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny.
Mom & Dad Both Got Offended And Beat Him Up.
Next Day He Was Back To School, All Bruised.
Teacher :What Happend Johnny?
Boy : Maam, Just 4 Hours After I Became American, I Was Attacked By Two Pakistanis!
We live in a "COUNTRY"



1) Where Pizza home delivery is faster than Ambulance & Police services.

2) Where rice is Rs. 90/- per kg but SIM almost free

3) Where the shoes R sold in AC showrooms but vegetables R sold @ footpath.

4) Where lemon juices sold wid artificial flavours & dish wash wid real lemon

5) Where our leading class having fake degrees while educated R jobless.

Wat a NATION!

Spread the awareness the change v need,

Wake up PAKISTAN
Jab sardi ki raaton main kitaab kholo to zehan main aik "Equation" aati hai..

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Bed + Razai = Dafa karo parha
Happy Exam season