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Ye sms us behanchod
ko karen jisne apse kaha
1 may ko sms pakag khtm
hojaynge mene apna farz
pura krdia ab ap b bhejo ta
k ye gali asal
bande tk pohanche =P ;->
... MaX iNsUlTz ...

* I''d Insult You,
But
You Are Not Bright
Enough To Notice .. !!

* The World Is A lot
Mind & Matter
I Don''t Mind & You
Don''t Matter ... !!

* I Think & Therefore
We Have Nothing
Common ... !!

* I Thought You Were
An asSET
But
You Are 2 Words
Off .. !!


And Now


If You Have Something
To Say
Raise Your Hand






And





Place It Over Your
Mouth ...

Because

I m Allergic To Bullshit
zindgi apni masti me jiya kr

ishq bohat buri cheez hy na kiya kr

tu apna pura dhiyaan career py mor dy

or apni sari girlfriend mare liye chor dy :-D
Tum Sa koi Pyara koi Masoom Nahi Hai.






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Kia Cheez ho Tum Khud Tumhain Maloom Nahi Hai.
Suraj na badLa
Chand na badLA
Na bdla ye asman
Kitna badaL gya inNsan
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Kitna badl gya tu meri jan.
Kissing you baby is my dream.
I am strawberry & you are the cream.
Handle me gently keep me real keen.
U & i together babes is passion so extreme!
If luvin" was aginst the law,
and kissin" was a crime,
i would gladly spend my life with u,
in prison doin" time.
The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky,
the rose may kiss the butterfly,
the morning due may kiss the grass
but you my friend may kiss my lips!!
"Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score;
Then to that twenty, add a hundred more:
A thousand to that hundred: so kiss on,
To make that thousand up a million.
Treble that million, and when that is done,
Let"s kiss afresh, as when we first begun."
Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated
I pressed my lips to yours, my love,

To taste your kiss so sweet

You held me for a minute, love,

And that moment so soon did fleet
A Kiss is a :

Noun:It is common & proper.

Pronoun:"She" stands for it.

Verb:It is active & passive:

Adverb:Makes an explanation.

Conjunction:It brings together & connects.

Intergetion:It shows a sudden strong feeling.

Proposition:It has an object.