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Punjabi Sms:
assi Pagal twaday picha.
Tusi pagal kisi hor de pichey,
koi hor pagal sadey pichy,
o wi pagal kisi hor de pichy
ha ha ha!
Sarey pagal aggay pichey :-)
lakh chupaya asi pyar duniya ton,
hun sareaam pyar karan nu jee karda,
jee laye asi bahut dar dar ke,
hun na ae dil kise ton darda,
aj dus dena mein sari duniya nu,
ki mein tere te marda.
tenu dekh k suraj chadda,
khilde eh chan-taare,
tenu dekh k phool hasde,
gaunde eh panchi saare.
menu ta eh tere kama di shuruat lagdi hai,
eh bin badal barsaat bhi menu teri karamaat lagdi hai.
oooooy... bari barsi khatan gya tykhat k leyandi kheer, jera menu 5
mint wech 5 sms nna pejy o apni mashook da veer, bolo tara ra ra....
bolo tara ra ra....
SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu, teri yaad ne mobile fada dita, Message likhde likhde space muki, assi overwrite alloweed la dita, yaara mereya message reply karin, assi apna farz nibha dita
a punjabi woman to an english doctor telling him about his ill child
my kaka iz ill
6 monthda
na eatda
na drinkda
na sleepda
bas har welay
weepda he weepda
Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!!
asi Mobile on rakhya te tere SMS da intzaar kita,

Tere laryaan da etbaar kita,

asi call karan lagyaan pal v na layaa,

Tusi SMS karan lagyaan nakhra hazaar kita.
Kade Yaad Na Kita Uhne Sanu,
assi Hi Apni Yaad Dawayi Gaye,
Kinj Kara Aitbaar Zindgi Da,
Jad Apne Hi Sanu Bhulayi Gaye,
Sade Nal Hoyi Bekadri Par,
asssi Apna FARZ Nibhayi Gaye….!!!!!!!
Kini Khushi Si Usde Aaun Di,
Kinna Dukh Hai Ve Usde Jaan Lageya,
Dil Sadda Pehla Hi C Mom Warga,
IK Oh Vi Ro Piya Sanu Hasaun Lagya……..!!!
Neend Di Goli Kha Lay Changa Rahy Ga
Sochan Kolon Jan Chura Lay Changa Ray Ga
Fcs Mbbs Masters Kar K Ki Hasil
Dahi Pallay Di Rehri La Le Changa Ray Ga
Tamanna bus aini a ki ohda pyar mile,

izhaar me kra te ohda ikraar mile.

Bus ek vaar oh kehde k soch k dasange,

fir bhave is marjane nu saat janma da INTZAAR mile.