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Sardar’s wish : when i die,

Sardar’s wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..

How do you recognize

How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.

Sardar : S

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying….
When a person asked what he was doing….
He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!!

A sardarji went to a

A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.

:-( Guess why ?

bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”

Interviewer asked sardarji:

Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?

Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava

Sardar’s Leave application

Sardar’s Leave application

Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
as there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.

2 Sardars lookin

2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy.

Sardar1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case hai.

Sardar2: Aaho,
truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760

Do U know why a sardar ji kept

Do U know why a sardar ji kept
the door open while taking a bath?

Because he was scared that someone
might see through the “KEY HOLE”.

Question: Why did 18 Sardars

Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?

Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.

Sardarji was asked,

Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?

Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.

A Sardar looking

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?

Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..

A sardar went to Pizza Hut.

A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.

The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.

Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay

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