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Girl comes late to the class. prof: y r u late ?

Girl comes late to the class.
prof: y r u late ?
girl: A boy was following me sir.
Prof:then y u r late ?
girl: that boy was walking slowly sir.

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some 1 asked me 2

some 1 asked me 2 describe u in 2 words....
he xpected me to answer d word the best.....

but i didnt answer i just simply smile n said''''no comparison''''.

boy 2 pretty girl

boy 2 pretty girl

boy: janeman meray dil main a ja

girl: sandle utraoon kya ????????

boy: pagal masjid thordi ha asay hi aja

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CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

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CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

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CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

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LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A
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LUV D WAY IT RUBS

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CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID as IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`T
WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH

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