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Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.

Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?

Doc : Two...






MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy ..
Na hawa na maya hai, Ehsaas tum ney hi jagaya hai..Hamien b msg kar k dekhlo,Company ne yeh MOBILE sirf tumhari GIRL FRND k liye nahi banaya hai.
Girl anounced her engagement. Father: Does this fellow have any money?
Girl: Oh! Daddy, U men are all alike, that''s exactly what he asked me about you!
Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahathma Gandhi
Dasso hun bapu di maniye ya chache di?
Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He''s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.
Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.
2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons!
Jab Tujh Ko Koi Zakhm Laga

Tou Libaas Apna Phaar Dia

Garebaan Apna Chaak Kia

Aur Zakhm e Lipat Gaya


Yahi Tou Kaam Hai Merq




Sunny Plast Naam Hai Mere.......... ;->
Molviyon ki Bus jarahi thi,
ek molvi ne kaha Rastey main kahin bhi larki dikhe to astagfirullah kahna!
Kafi der baad 1 ne astagfirullah Kaha
Baqi boley :
Kidhar hai ???
Kidhar hai ???
Qualities That A Friend Must Have

Cute as Elephant

Smart as Sarda

Active as Turtle

Fit as Hippo

&

Mature as Monkey


No Doubt U R a Great Friend.... :->
Lady 2 Another:
Tumhare Khyal Me Us Mard Ko Kia Saza Milni Chahiye Jo Kisi Aurat Se Shadi Ka Wada Kare Aur Phir Mukar Jaye....???


2nd Lady:Us Ki Shadi Zabardasti Ussi Aurat Se Kara Deni Chahiye..... ;->
A Solid Reason For Having
Two Girl Friends
At Once Time . . .


"Monopoly Is Always Damaging

&

Competition Improves Services... " ....
Ppl Say
A Kiss Is On HEAD


A Sweet Kiss On CHEEKS


A Passionate Kiss On LIPS


A Romantic Kiss On NECK


But

Seriously HOtest Kiss Is On



















Iron
JuzZz Try It...... ;->