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aLaMa iQbAL AuR BiJli WaLo mAi Ek ChEeZ hi SaMe Hai !
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wO kiYa hAi?
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sOcHo
oR SoChO
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Nahi PaTa !
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DoNo LoGoN Ko JaGaNe mAi LAgE rEhTe HaiN
Q: Why A Person, Living In Lahore

Is Not Allowed To

B Buried In Sahiwal?





A: Yar He Is Alive N Living.

So Whats The Question Of Burying him;-<
Why Does D Baa Of Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi Never Die?



Coz Gods Never Die..
Cnfusd!
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Baa ''Khuda'' Tumhi Ho!!
Aaj Sunday He..


Koshis To Karo..

Kitne Din Hue Tumhe


Nahaye..

Plzz Meri Khatir
Kum Se Kum Aaj To Nahalo


Nahana Buri Baat Nahi
Son: I Don''t Want To Go School Ma!
All The Teachers Think I Am Stupid
&
The Kids Hate Me.

Mom:No!
U Should Go, Bcoz U R The




"Principal"
Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Our Son Steals It.

I Don''t Know What To Do About It

Hus: Keep It In his ENGINEERING Books.

He''ll Never Touch!
Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Our Son Steals It.

I Don''t Know What To Do About It

Hus: Keep It In his ENGINEERING Books.

He''ll Never Touch!
Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

Our Son Steals It.

I Don''t Know What To Do About It

Hus: Keep It In his ENGINEERING Books.

He''ll Never Touch!
Malkin:Tum saFaI TheEK tArAh sE Nahi kRtI. .


Wo kOnAy mE Lga hUa jaAla dEkH Rahi hO?
Iska zImaYDAar koN Hai?


NokrAni: YaqeenAn kOi mAkri hOgi . . . . :-
1 EmPLoYeE 2 oThR: Ap k fAthEr kYa kRtAY ThAy?
2nd: G Wo Jootay Bnatay ThAy.
1st:UnhoOn nE TumhAin Mochi Kyun Na BnAya?

DöOsRa bUhAT shirmIndA Hua

After A whiLE2nd asKd 4m

1st:aP K fAThr KYA krtAY ThAY?

1st:Wo Ek ShareEf iNsaAN ThAY.

2nd:uNhoOn nE ApKO ShArif kYun nA BnAya?
Ek Ladki Khadi Thi,

Na Toh SMS Kr Rahi Thi Na Call Kr Rahi Thi,

Fir Bi Uska Balance Jaraha Tha..

Kaise?



Ek Pair Par Khadi Thi Na!
Phool Khil Ker Udaas Hyn

Samandar Ko Aaj Pani Ki Pyas Hy

Ek Bar Aap Muskura Do

Q k

Hum Ko Dunya Ki

Sab Se










"KHOFNAK"
Mukurahat Ki Talash Hy ... ;->