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Many many happy returns of the day and May u Live lOng as Long as more Than Devil.

Smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away

hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come

happy Birthday .......
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No cholesterol n No Addictive

this is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.Happy Birthday
this is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.Happy Birthday
Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, extra bariya, extra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..
I hope that your day is Blessed with happiness and joy Sunshine and friendship Happy Birthday
Wishing u life soft as silkWhite as Milk as honey full of money may all ur dreams comes true and this wish is only 4 uHappy Birthday
WaFa-E-JaaN ki QaSaM TuM nhi tO KUcH bhi nhi,,,*
/R/a/Z/i/
MEiN Ne KUcH paL TuMHeiN bHuLa K DekHa Hai...*
why i hate C.I.D :(

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABhiJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ..
Wohi Sheikh sb k batay ne kaha abu meri shadi pe atish bazi bhi honi chahye.. Sheikh sb kehtey beta fiker na karo koi patkha thuss nai hoga .. jab barat le ker gaye to Sheikh sb sub se agay they orr mou se awazen nikal rahe they.. THA THA THA .. DUZZZ DUZZ DUZZ... Wah sheikh sb ..
Sheikh Sb k betay ki shadi thi.. sub Mehman intizar kr rahe thy k kab sheikh sb khanay ka bolen gey.. Raat k 2 baj gaye to sheikh sb se bhi raha na gaya .. unho ne garamjoshi se kaha.. sub 4,4 ho ker beth jayen..sub mehman khush ho gay k khana khulney wala hy.. phir sheikh sb ne sub k agay Tash pattay rakh diye k khelo
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