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''Main ne to Aaj tak Coca Cola nahi Pee Faraz,

Magar...

Jab Toilet Jata hoon to Aawaz aati hai Brrrrrrrrrrrrr....''

''Mein to pehle hi Uskey Bhai se Buri tarah pit chuka hon

''Mein to pehle hi Uskey Bhai se Buri tarah pit chuka hon

Faraz!!!

Ab woh kehti hai, "to Phir Aao Mujhko Satao"
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''Faraz Aaj Sheher-e-Ishq Bhi Hay Mohabbat Say Khaali

''Faraz Aaj Sheher-e-Ishq Bhi Hay Mohabbat Say Khaali

Wah Wah

Faraz Aaj Sheher-e-Ishq Bhi Hay Mohabbat Say Khaali
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Kameez Teri Kaali Tay Sohnay Phulla Wali:-)''

''Agar molana hazrat film bana nai

''Agar molana hazrat film bana nai
lagai to film kai naam is tarah hongai ``islam aaya tum na aaye
kaho na ramzan hai
hum zakat de chuke sanam
kabhi rozai kabhi ramzan
hamari tasbi aap ke pass
molvi banaya aap ne
shaheed to hona hi tha
janam sajda karo
ye molvi aap ki naam''''''

''Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:

''Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”''

''Boy: Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?

''Boy:
Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?
Girl:
Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye
Saaray kapray geelay ho gae
Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay
Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay tak saans he nahi aaye
1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha
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ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai''

''Girl to Sheikh

''Girl to Sheikh: tum mujhay apni Ring de doo
es ko dekh kar main Tumhain yaad karon ge
Sheikh:
Tum ye soch kar yaad kar lena, main ne mangi the us ne nahi di''

''After the Announcement

''After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.
Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.
Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.
Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.
Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.
Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga.''

''Plumber

''Plumber: Pipe Naya Laga Diya Hai Aur 1000 Rupay Bill Hogaya Hai.
Man: Aray Itna To Main Engineer Ho K Bhi Nahi Kamata.
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Plumber: Sahi Keh Rahy Ho. Main Bhi Nahi Kamata Tha Jab Engineer Tha.''

''Once Ghalib Saw A Big Breast Girl..

''Once Ghalib Saw A Big Breast Girl..

He Said!

Ankhon Me Wahi Jaam Liye
Honton Pe Wahi Muskaan Liye..
Kahan Ja Rahi Ho Jane’Man
Seenay Pe Dairy Farm Liye.''

''A Great Japanese proverb:

''A Great Japanese proverb:
"If one can do it, U too can do it, If none can do it, U must do it..."

Its PAKISTANI version:
"If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, why waste Ur time on it..."''

''Gazab Ka Nakhra Ajeeb Style Hai.

''Gazab Ka Nakhra Ajeeb Style Hai.
MSG nai Karty Or Khety Ho Mery Pas Mobile Hai.
Be-Sharmi Ke Had Tu Dekho
Ye Parh K Bhi Aap K Cheray Pe Smile Hai.''

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