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Reaction of Girs Wen they loose their purse

Poor girls
My Money

Rich Girls
My Debit card

Beautiful Girls
O shit aus main Hamy ki Pic thi
Train Main 1 Machir 1 chiness k sar pe baitha , wo usko pakar k kah gaya

phir ek machir shiekh pe baitha , usne pakar k chiness se pucha "Khareedo Gaye?"
A Girl asks boy: What do ya like in me ??

Boy: Those 2 big white balls having 2 little dots in it

Girl : What ?

Boy: yaar your Beautiful Eyes
Bhikhari: Shahb 1 rupiya dedo

Shab: Tumhain sharam nahi ati road pe khare ho k BHEEK mangte ho?

Bhikhari: Abay tere 1 rupeye k liye kya OFFICE khol Loon ??
....Go To HELL....



Gusa Mat karu yar winter a gaya hai aur suna hai waha kafi garmi hai .. Sardiyaan Achi Guzr jaye gi Ok??

So

...GO TO HELL....
A sardar went to a doctor...
Sardar: Doc i hav sevior loose motions and i m not able to stop it , i tried everything .... everything
Doc: Did u try lemon
Sardar:Ya , but when i removed it ... it started again
a child never saw his hips. Once his teacher slapped on his hips, he came home and saw his hips n said "Kaminey ne do tukde kar diye"
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Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?
A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
What is 10 inch long, hard and 5inch broad...


guess........


think what it could be?????


try to think........


the answer is ....


Absolutly nothing..............
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!!
Es Dil Ki hy ek " CONDITION"

Jisme Nahi har kisi ko " PERMISSION "

Sirf ap Jese Dost ko hy " ADMISSION "

Who Be Bina " DONATION "

Just Maintain " GOOD RELATION "
Wife: Suno Jii DR ne mujhe ek mahinay ka aaram ke liye kisi hill Station par jane ko kaha hai Hum Kaha Jayegaye?

Husband: Dosray DR ke Pass