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Bhabi

Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho
Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya

Boy : Hai isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu

Girl : Kyu

Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHi Chahiye ;->

Love you from the bottom of her heart

Be careful
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top!

Funny

"Husband Biwi Se Phone Par:

"Jan Kia Pakay He Aj Khane Me?

biwi (Gusse se)

"Zeher"

Husband:

Kha Kar So Jana Me Dair Se Aaonga:-pp

Poetry

Twinkle Twinkle LAZY STAR
.
Kitna soe ge Uth JA Yar
.
Up above d world so high
... .
SUN has risen in d sky
.
Uth k jaldi p le chaee
.
Then do Comment & say me Hi.
.
Asslam-o-Alikum & Gud Morning

Funny

GiRL: Kya Tum Mujhse Pyar Karte Ho?
SARDAR: Haan.
GiRL: Par Tumhe to Meri Parvah Hi Nahi?
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SARDAR: Pagli, Pyaar Karnewale Kisi ki Parvah Nahi Karte..!!

Poetry

Abhii iss Taraf Na Nigaah Kar Main Ghazal KiiPalke'n San'vaar Luu
Meraa Lafz Lafz Ho Aaina Tujhe Aaine Mein Utaar Luu

Main Tamaam Din Ka Thakaa Hua Tu Tamaam Shab Kaa Jagaa Hua
Zaraa Thahar Jaa isii Mor Par Tere Saath Shaam Guzaar Luu

Agar Aasamaa'n Kii Numaisho'n Me.N Mujhe Bhii izn-E-Qayaam Ho
To Main Motiyo'n Kii Dukaan Se Terii Baaliyaa'n Tere Haar Luu

Kaii Ajanabi Teri Raa'h Ke Mere Paas Se Yuun Guzar Gaye
Jinhe'n Dekh Kar Ye Tarap Hui Tera Naam Leke Pukaar Luu

Poetry

Funny

Arranged marriage :-

Rs 600000 -shaadi
RS 400000 - jwellery
Rs 50000 - shaadi ki rasme
...
Total - 10,50,000 RS

Love marriage :-

RS 100 - stamp paper
RS 20 - Notery
RS 50 - varmaala
RS 10 - photo

Total 180 RS

Paisa aapka...Pasand aapki...Faisla aapka

Jaago grahak jaago. lover k saath bhaago!! :P

Funny

Man to Doctor: i want to live long, tell me any tricks for this
Doctor: Get married
Man: Then can i live long???
Doctor: No, this desire will no longer stay...

Amazing

Shadi Se Pehle"

Boy:Kash Wo Din Jald Aye.
Girl:Tm Muje Chor Nhi DoGe?
Boy:Nhi Esa Sochna B MaT.
.........Girl:Will U Miss Me?
Boy:Yes.
Girl:TumHari ZindaGi Mei Koi Aur To Nhi?
Boy:No Not aT All.
Girl:Do U Love Me?
Boy:Yes Dear.
Girl:Oh Dear.

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"Shadi K Baad"

Ab Ye StaTus Nechey Se Uper ParHen.

Poetry

Kata Hai Haj Kaa’abe Ka Safar Bhi
Surror-O-Kaif Ke Saagher Luundhaate

Yaheen Gaari Mai Huuqqa Mil Gaya Tha
Karachi Tak Gaye Hain Kash Lagaate

Poetry

Ulfat Me Kabhi Yeh Haal Hota Hai
Aankhe Hasti Hain Aur Dil Rota Hai
Maante Hain Jinhe Hum Manjil Apni
Humsafar Uska Koi Aur Hota Hai!

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