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Boy To His Girlfriend:

Boy To His Girlfriend:Darling Maray Kaan Me Kuch Garam Sa,

Kuch Naram Sa,

Kuch Namkin Sa,

Kuch Mitha Sa Kaho.

Girlfrind Sharmatey Huway Boli:Halwa Pur

Aik bachcha apni

Aik bachcha apni mummy se: papa ne mujhay kiss nahi ki.Mummy : beta aap nay TABLE nahi sunaya hoga.Bachcha: tou kya nokrani nay sunaya tha?

************BREAKING NEWS*************

************BREAKiNG NEWS*************

ZABARDAST SALE TAMAM BATA OUR

SERViSE Ki DUKAAN PAR EK

JORA KHARiDNEY PAR 5 JOREY FREE.......

JALDi KARiEN.............

CRiCKET TEAM WAPiS

AA RAHE HAi............

Always smile ok Because

Always smile ok
Because

Your smile is so
Captivating and so nice

Show me a sample

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oye hoye
SO CUTE!

Since our frndship started ...

Since our frndship started ...

There hv been so many times

WEN i DiSTURBED U ...

iRRiTATED U ...

FRUSTRATED U ...

Today i msg u just to say

"i''LL CONTiNUE"!!

- interview -

- interview -

Question: To bataiye PANi ke bina insan kese marega?

Answer- Sir, PANi Nahi hoga to insaan tairega kaise? Tairega nai to doob jayega!! den dead...

Santa : People

Santa : People Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When i went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD ! U have came again..

Boy: BUS aur LADKI

Boy: BUS aur LADKi ek jaise hote hai,1 jaati hai to doosri aa jaati hai.

Girl: LADKE aur AUTORiCKSHA ek jaise hote hai,1 bulaao 4 chale aate hai..!

SLEEPING DISEASE ETIOLOGY

SLEEPiNG DiSEASE ETiOLOGY
CAUSED BY: Lecturer
HOST: Students
REASON: Frequent Classroom Exposure
SYMPTOMS: Frequent falling on the table, Automatic closure of the eyes
CHRONiC FORM: Serious mucous discharge from mouth
PATHOGENiC LESiONS: Reddening of the eyes
PATHOGENiSiS: Mild closing of the eyes, Short handwriting, Loss of conciousness
DiAGNOSiS: By adjacent person, Sometimes by thr prof.
TREATMENT: Not yet invented
PREVENTiON: Bunk the class :)

When a apple is red its ready to pluck. When a GIRL is 18 she''s ready to...

When a apple is red its ready to pluck.
When a GiRL is 18 she''s ready to...
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dirty mind!!!
She is ready to VOTE!!!

Munna Bhai:

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!

EURO=79.50 US$=60.70

EURO=79.50
US$=60.70
UAE=16.50
PST=117.00
Heart=.........??
What is Rate Of My Precious Heart...??
Give Me The Rate (Must Reply)

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