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In a bar 1Guy says 2 anotherf

in a bar 1Guy says 2 another

"i kissd ur mom last n8"

whole bar was waitin 4

d othr Guy''s response.

He laughs&says:

"Lets go home dad,

U r drunk".

A pathan want 2 commit suicide,

A pathan want 2 commit suicide,

When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend

& i can"t live widout my
friend.. ;->

Dost Mere Marne K baad

Dost Mere Marne K baad
Mera Janaza Us Ki Gali Main Ghuma Dena

Agar Wo Dikh Jaye Tou

Ek Baar Mera Hila Dena

Kya.....????

Gandi Soch Rakhne Wale Aadmi

Abay Mera Haath Bye... Bye K
Liye... ;->

0321 arab 63 crore 07 lakh 89

0321 arab 63 crore 07 lakh 89
thousand 3 rs only.

ye mera bank balance nahi he to
kya hua

mera mob no. to he.tum SMS karte
raho

Kya aap jante hai

Kya aap jante hai

ki gawaar kisko kehte hai?

wahi jo anguthe ka istimaal karte
hai.

waise aap iss waqt

kis ungali ka istimaal kar rahe hai? ;-)

One Technical question:

One Technical question:

Where do u find MANGOES..?

NO,it is nt on mango tree

Fruit shop?

NO wrong

ANS

where ever WOMAN goes

Peeche-Peeche MAN goes!

Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,

Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,

Har phol khushbu mange Apse,

itni Roshani ho Apki jindagi mei, ki...

.

.

"khud bijali wale connection Mange Apse."

If money doesn''t grow den why do banks have branches?

if money doesn''t grow den why do banks have branches?
WhY does a round Pizza come in a square box?
WhY doesn''t glue,Stick to its bottle?
WhY do U still call it building when its already built?
if its true that we are here to help others,what are others here for?

We are a Funny Bunch of people...........
Living in a seriously Funny World............. ;->

Teacher: If u have

Teacher: if u have 12 choclates and u give 4 each to reena, meena and teena what will u have
Student: Three new girlfriends.... ;->

E k kaam karo

E
k kaam karo

is MSG ko delete kar do is may kuch nahi hai. ;->

I had many options...

i had many options...
POiSON,
ELECTROCUTiON,
SLEEPiNG PiLLS,
HANGiNG BY NECK,
COMiNG UNDER TRAiN,
JUMPiNG FROM A HEiGHT,
But...
i Chosed Education..... :->

I had many options...

i had many options...
POiSON,
ELECTROCUTiON,
SLEEPiNG PiLLS,
HANGiNG BY NECK,
COMiNG UNDER TRAiN,
JUMPiNG FROM A HEiGHT,
But...
i Chosed Education..... :->

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