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Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahathma Gandhi
Dasso hun bapu di maniye ya chache di?
Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He''s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.
Two men r talking. 1st: i got married coz i was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.
2nd: Amazing, i just got divorced for the very same reasons!
Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.
it''s The Thing That
Satisfies Ur Mind, Body & Soul ....... !
Do it On Bed, On A Sofa
in The Bathroom Or
Any Where





















it''s PRAYER

God BLess Ur Naughty Mind..... ;->
Jab Tujh Ko Koi Zakhm Laga

Tou Libaas Apna Phaar Dia

Garebaan Apna Chaak Kia

Aur Zakhm e Lipat Gaya


Yahi Tou Kaam Hai Merq




Sunny Plast Naam Hai Mere.......... ;->
Molviyon ki Bus jarahi thi,
ek molvi ne kaha Rastey main kahin bhi larki dikhe to Astagfirullah kahna!
Kafi der baad 1 ne Astagfirullah Kaha
Baqi boley :
Kidhar hai ???
Kidhar hai ???
Pesh hai... For the first time
in your Mobile
Nahati hui Larki.


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Aaj thhand hai, Kal nahaegi!
Roses are Laal
Sky is neela
Your mind is Like
Khali Patila.

Bura maan Liya
Okay.

Roses are red
Water is Cool
i''m handsome
n U''re fool

Lo thora aur bura maan lo!
Qualities That A Friend Must Have

Cute As Elephant

Smart As Sarda

Active As Turtle

Fit As Hippo

&

Mature As Monkey


No Doubt U R a Great Friend.... :->
Lady 2 Another:
Tumhare Khyal Me Us Mard Ko Kia Saza Milni Chahiye Jo Kisi Aurat Se Shadi Ka Wada Kare Aur Phir Mukar Jaye....???


2nd Lady:Us Ki Shadi Zabardasti Ussi Aurat Se Kara Deni Chahiye..... ;->