A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do i see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, i had also completed my engineering from the same college!
interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?
Millionaire: i owe everything to my wife.
interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman.
interviewer: What were you before you married her?
Millionaire: A Billionaire. . . ;->