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Arz Kia Hai

Tm Dost Ho Mere Sada K Liye

Main Zinda Hoon Teri Wafa K Liye

Ker Lena Lakhon Shikwe Humse Magar

Kabhi Topiyan Na Dena Khuda K Liye ;->
O Rok Do Mere Janaze Ko Zalimon

Mujh Me Jaan Aa Gayi Hai

Peeche Mur K ou Dekho Kameeno

Ciggerate Ki Dukan Aa Gayi Hai ;->
O Rok Do Mere Janaze Ko Zalimon

Mujh Me Jaan Aa Gayi Hai

Peeche Mur K ou Dekho Kameeno

Ciggerate Ki Dukan Aa Gayi Hai ;->
ALCOHOL contains FEMALE HORMONES

Proof: After drinking,
men
Gain Weight
Talk unnecessarily
Become Extra Emotional
&
Start Fighting. . . . ;->
Zaman Bohat Kharab Hai . . .


Boy To Girl: Kia Main Aap Ka Haath Choom Sakta Hoon . . . ?


Girl: Kion Maire Honton Pe Kaante Lage Hain Kia . . . ? ;->
Zaman Bohat Kharab Hai . . .


Boy To Girl: Kia Main Aap Ka Haath Choom Sakta Hoon . . . ?


Girl: Kion Maire Honton Pe Kaante Lage Hain Kia . . . ? ;->
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do i see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, i had also completed my engineering from the same college!
1000 Pages ki Book kitne din mein parhi ja sakti hai?

Writer: 6 months

Doctor: 2 months

Lawyer: 1 month

Prof: 1 week

Student: Pehle ye batao paper kab hai?
Husband:u will never succeed
in making DOGS obey u. . . !

Wife:Nonsense. . . . it’s only a matter of patience,
i had a lot of trouble with u at first. . . ;->
interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?
Millionaire: i owe everything to my wife.
interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman.
interviewer: What were you before you married her?
Millionaire: A Billionaire. . . ;->
Wife: What is so interesting in me?




Husband: i dont know the meaning of interesting ;-
Wife: What is 10 years with me?
Husband: A second.
Wife: What is $1000 for me?
Husband: A Coin.
Wife: Ok give me a Coin.
Husband: Wait a second ;->